April 2008 News Archive (Page 9)

All you Heidi Montag haters can't sway me, horse face is still my girl. I still respect her hustle because she'll do anything to be famous, anything for a lil spotlight. She's delusional and I'm lovin' it. I'm eating it up like a pepperoni pizza and a side of buffalo wings at a house party. Heidi always brings some spice. I love ya, you dumb ass bitch!

Heidi rapping reminds me of my ex-boyfriends who'd be like, "Baby, I can rap. I'm a rapper!" So I'd say, 'That's great, hun. Gimme some freestyle.' Then they'd break into something so embarrassing and disgusting that I would have to cut off sex for a while. It would be that bad. Heidi's just like my exes. For some reason everyone believes they can freestyle when in reality it's actually quite difficult and you have to be intelligent, witty and fast! - All the traits Heidi's lacking.

Screw pop music. I want Heidi to release a rap album, and I want her to do it with Spencer Pratt!

The restraining order against Britney Spears' former manager/bodyguard/I dunno his official job title dude has been extended.

Britney Spears's former confidante, Sam Lutfi, has agreed to stay away from the pop star through July 31, it was revealed at a Los Angeles court Wednesday. A restraining order was slapped on Lutfi in February, after Spears's mother accused him of drugging Britney, 26.

Keep-away orders can be extended to up to five years, legal experts say.

Meanwhile, the singer's father and a lawyer remain in legal control over her affairs. Their conservatorship will be reviewed by the court on July 31 â€" but it's expected their control will be extended.

You know I was listening to some Valley girl Orange County bitches in class yesterday talking about how they pray Britney Spears can have a come back because they love her.

I've been supporting this ho, as you already know, from day one. She's gonna have a comeback. She makes hawt music, and she honestly owes everything to her father, Jamie. Lynne Spears as a parent is a joke and Jamie has really turned things around. It also freaks me out that her 26 year-old ass needed Daddy to come in and save the day. Regardless, whatever works! It's gonna be craziness to see what happens when Britney can legally tell Jamie to get the fuck outta her face after his conservatorship ends. Stay tuned.

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Project Runway winner Christian Siriano disses Lauren Conrad, the talentless boring ass bitch, and her arch nemesis, spicy Heidi Montag's new fashion lines.

Could there be a catfight brewing between Project Runway winner Christian Siriano and The Hills girls Heidi, Whitney, and LC? At the TAO Beach Season Two Grand Opening in Las Vegas on April 12, Christian was asked what he thought of their new fashion lines. He told Life & Style,

"It's really sad that if I didn't win Project Runway, I probably wouldn't have the sponsors I have now. I would have never been able to do what they have done because they all have disposable income, and yet their work still isn't that great! I mean, it's fun and flirty and young, but they're not innovators. None of them will ever be an innovative designer. Buyers and editors are looking for longevity, and hopefully they will see that in me."

Awww, Christian! I was expecting you to say sumthin' like, 'Those bitches is a hot tranny mess. Bitch, please!" Christian, you have longevity. Once MTV finally pulls the plug on The Hills, those dumb skanks will fade into oblivion.

After her recent sensational Blender article, Keys has had to do some pointed damage control, explaining that she's not a government-hating, media-bashing conspiracy theorist. She was just "misinterpreted."Right. Because there are so many ways to interpret the quote "Gangsta rap is a ploy to convince black people to kill each other"

Alicia said:

To clarify that statement�"what I was saying at the interview�"the term gangsta rap was so over-sloganized during that time... and that in so many ways, everyday people, as well as the government, could have done so much more to really obliterate and eradicate things that were going on in the community at that time that forced the artists to talk about and discuss so strongly what they saw, what they lived with every day.

As much as people are talking trash about Alicia, little do they understand how many journalists write their articles. They not only edit the hell out of their interviewee's statements, but they probe and encourage you to make statements like Alicia made.

The journalist who wrote the damn article could have said the same thing first, prompting Alicia to say what she said. I wasn't there when Alicia held her interview, but I know how a lot of journalists work. I work with many of them who live to expose dirt.

Whether you agree with Alicia or not, I applaud her stupidity for speaking out like she did.

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Gwyneth Paltrow reveals in the May issue of Vogue that she battled post-partum depression after welcoming her second child, son Moses, in 2006."I didn't know I had it until after it was over," the actress, 35, says. "I just didn't know what was wrong with me."

She suspects her depression stemmed from scaling back on her usual pre-baby treatments like acupuncture.

"I felt really out of my body," Paltrow says after giving birth. "I felt really disconnected. I felt really down ... I felt pessimistic."

Paltrow also scaled her career back to focus on mommyhood. (Daughter Apple turns 4 in May; son Moses is 2.)

The actress �" who returns to the big screen in May's Iron Man �" has found her comfort level tackling both, her mother Blythe Danner recently told Usmagazine.com.

"She didn't set out to be a movie star �" she set out to be a wonderful actress," Danner said.

"But motherhood is very important to her, as it was to me, and I think she's finding balance."

I'm a sick chick today so I won't be posting anymore, but Joy will hook you guys up in a couple hours! Sorry y'all, my head feels like it's gonna roll off my shoulders. :( Hope you all have a great Wednesday!

58-year-old Emilio Diaz, a popular resident of Seal Beach, Calif., recently developed the flu which then turned into pneumonia. We hear his death was "shocking" as Emilio was in "terrific health." Diaz is currently filming her upcoming flick "My Sister's Keeper." A source on the set tells us production on the film was shut down today. Emilio was a second generation Cuban-American who worked as a foreman for an oil company. He had a bit part in his daughter's film "There's Something About Mary" as "Jailbird." A rep for Cameron did not return our request for comment.

I may not be a big Cameron fan, but it sucks when you lose one of your parents so I feel for her. RIP Mr. Diaz.

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Paris Hilton's parents, Rick and Kathy Hilton are just as in love with Benji Madden as Paris is. In fact, they've gone as far as saying they would give Benji their blessing if he wanted to marry Paris. What? Those two skanks have only been dating a couple months and your pushing her into marriage? Anyway, by the sounds of it, they feel Paris have found the perfect man.

"He's the perfect example of ‘don't judge a book by its cover'," her dad Rick Hilton told me. "He's polite, well-manneredâ€"even calls me sir! We love him like family already. Benji doesn't drink, doesn't smoke and is a healthy vegan!" Mom Kathy added: "He's changed her lifeâ€"and I really think she's genuinely in love for the first time. He's so good to her and for her. We couldn't be happier for them. This has honestly become the real thing."

Benji obviously didn't change Paris that much if she's going on the radio talking about Kim Kardashian's cottage cheese ass.

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