Archive for April, 2008
Are you ready for your ears to bleed? Lindsay Lohan is working on a new album but has switched to Motown records. Lindsay has collaborated with Snoop Dogg and producers like Timbaland hoping to come out with a album worth listening to.
Among her collaborators is Snoop Dogg, who has cut a track with Lindsay that insiders say sounds “amazing.” UMG is sparing no expense on this recording, bringing in all the usual suspects like Timbaland and Pharrell to make a good record for the rehabbed and revived Lindsay.
Lindsay needs all the help she can get making an album cause her last one sucked!source
Jason Wahler is putting himself back in the public eye after coming out to deny he has a sex tape with Lauren Conrad. I thought this sex tape scandal was over? Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag were on the Tyra Banks show Tuesday and are still claiming there’s a Lauren/Jason sex tape.
“I do not have a sex tape of Lauren Conrad and one does not exist. Spencer Pratt is lying again to get attention. Lauren is my friend, and it is insulting to her to suggest this.” On Tuesday’s Tyra Banks Show, Pratt declared, “I know for 100 percent fact it did exist – 1000%!“
Spencer and Heidi are desperate to keep the attention on themselves, so they feel the need to keep coming up with 2 year old bullshit to stay in the lime light. Somebody take these two hostage already!
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Benji Madden has put Paris’ pussy on a pedestal.. Say that fast 3 times! Benji is so head over heels for Paris that he even wrote a song for her. Awww, I’m gonna puke.
He actually wrote me a beautiful song, and actually recorded it in the studio,” Hilton, 27, said Monday night at the LG launch of the TV series Scarlet. “He surprised me with it. It’s called, ‘Shine Your Light.’ It’s this really beautiful love song about me. It was the sweetest thing that anyone has ever done for me. He’s my best friend, he’s just different from any guy that I’ve ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he’d be there for me, no matter what.”
I think ‘Shine your Light’ is actually code for take some Valtrex for your swelled up herpes infected vagina. The song probably isn’t even about Paris she’s just so full of herself that she believes it is. This relationship needs to end for my own personal health. I can’t handle the nausea I get when I hear about these two any more!source
Hulk Hogan rubbing suntan lotion on his daughter Brooke’s ass cheeks.
This is nasty on so many levels! It’s one thing to put some ointment on her butt when she’s 1, but the ho is old! You already banged her friend, back up!
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Gwyneth Paltrow vs. a coffee table, who wore it best? CK
Cheri O’teri’s father was murdered! CS
Tom Cruise has a hold of Oprah and isn’t letting go! AB
New posters for the upcoming Batman Movie! WIMB
Another reason to hate Heidi & Spencer RR
Ex-Governor Spitzer’s whore is suing Girls Gone Wild GB
Lindsay Lohan and her lez girlfriend Sam get their nails did DS
Guess the celebrity MILF ass! ND
The Hills recap in case you missed it! IBBB
Rachel Hunter’s dogs have a mansion PB
Britney Spears has reduced her wardrobe to towels GTS
Will Cristian de la Fuente’s injury keep him off DWTS the rest of the season? CD
A wonky Paris Hilton moment for the day CP
You knew it wouldn’t be long before someone had a clip of the Jimi Hendrix sex tape on the net! Click the link below to get a taste of Jimi’s action.
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It’s on like Donkey Kong y’all! Britney is definitely making another appearance on How I Met Your Mother in about two weeks. Brit made her way to the Fox studios for a table reading after a quick stop at Starbucks for her daily frap. Hopefully we’ll get more shopping and sex talk!
Spears first appeared on the show in late March playing a receptionist named Abby and will return to the role in an episode titled “Everything Must Go” airing May 12. In the episode, Spears and Barney (Neil Patrick Harris’s character) taunt Ted, played by Josh Radnor, with their “relationship.” Barney, who is desperate for a response from Abby pops her a shocking question.
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“CSI’s” Gary Dourdan was busted in Palm Springs yesterday on suspicion of possessing heroin, cocaine, ecstasy and prescription drugs. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ the actor was asleep in his car at 5:21 AM when they approached the vehicle and made the bust.We’re told Dourdan was taken to Palm Springs jail where he posted $5,000 and bailed out.
I’m confused on the ’suspicion of possessing’ all those drugs cause either he had them or not! Sounds like he was having his own little bender party in his car. See that mug shot? That’s exactly how I look in the morning… Be glad you don’t sleep with me.
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