April 2008 News Archive (Page 2)

It Puts The Lotion On Its Skin

Hulk Hogan rubbing suntan lotion on his daughter Brooke's ass cheeks.

Hulk Hogan rubs Brooke Hogan

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This is nasty on so many levels! It's one thing to put some ointment on her butt when she's 1, but the ho is old! You already banged her friend, back up!

Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape Footage

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You knew it wouldn't be long before someone had a clip of the Jimi Hendrix sex tape on the net! Click the link below to get a taste of Jimi's action.
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Britney Spears Coming Back To How I Met Your Mother

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It's on like Donkey Kong y'all! Britney is definitely making another appearance on How I Met Your Mother in about two weeks. Brit made her way to the Fox studios for a table reading after a quick stop at Starbucks for her daily frap. Hopefully we'll get more shopping and sex talk!

Spears first appeared on the show in late March playing a receptionist named Abby and will return to the role in an episode titled "Everything Must Go" airing May 12. In the episode, Spears and Barney (Neil Patrick Harris's character) taunt Ted, played by Josh Radnor, with their "relationship." Barney, who is desperate for a response from Abby pops her a shocking question.

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CSI's Gary Dourdan Arrested For Drug Possession

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"CSI's" Gary Dourdan was busted in Palm Springs yesterday on suspicion of possessing heroin, cocaine, ecstasy and prescription drugs. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ the actor was asleep in his car at 5:21 AM when they approached the vehicle and made the bust.We're told Dourdan was taken to Palm Springs jail where he posted $5,000 and bailed out.

I'm confused on the 'suspicion of possessing' all those drugs cause either he had them or not! Sounds like he was having his own little bender party in his car. See that mug shot? That's exactly how I look in the morning... Be glad you don't sleep with me.

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Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape Being Released

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According to Vivid Entertainment, the film, which has no audio, allegedly shows Hendrix having sex with two women in a dimly-lit bedroom, the Times reports.Vivid, which has also released sex tapes featuring Pamela Anderson, Tommy Lee and Kim Kardashian, among others, says that the tape is authentic, and will be offered for sale in stores and for download Online.

"I believe that we did our due diligence, and as a result of that clearly believe that it's him," said Steven Hirsch, Vivid's co-chairman told the Times. "If they said that it wasn't him, I would never have put it out."Some who knew Hendrix, who died of a drug overdose in 1970 at the age of 27, disagree. Kathy Etchingham, one of his girlfriends from the 1960s, says the man in the film couldn't be Hendrix. "He would never have allowed anyone to see that," she told the Times. "In private he was very shy and would cover up."

Bow chicka wa wow! If Jimi can fondle a woman's naughty spot like he fondles a guitar, I gotta see it! Actually, I just wanna see it cause I love old 70's style porn. The orange and yellow decor and all that hair down there is so hot!

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The Hills Chicks Grace The Cover Of Rolling Stone

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Audrina, Lauren and Whitney all look super cute, but Heidi is trying SO hard to look sexy that she totally fugs that picture up.

She's trying to stick out an ass she doesn't even have. Well she does have one, but he's not part of the photo. I knew Lauren and Audrina had some fake bake going on but they look 10 times more orange next to Whitney and the slut bag on the other end. Tone it down girls, you're starting to look like walking carrots!

Scarlett Johansson Falling Down Music Video

Here's Scarlett Johansson covering the Tom Waits song 'Falling Down'. I'm sorry, I love Scarlett but the girl sounds like an injured moose! Don't quit your day job Scar Jo.

Pam Anderson Puts Her US Citizenship To Use

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Now that Pam Anderson has officially received US citizenship, the ho thinks she can open her blow job mouth about politics. Pam and her 50 pound boobs went to Capitol Hill to lobby against animal testing.

"Being a citizen excites me not just because I can vote, but because I can crack the whip on Capitol Hill to defend animals," wrote the long-time animal rights activist, whose brief marriage to Rick Salomon was recently annulled. Anderson, 40, and PETA �" People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals �" are urging Congress to create and fund a new entity to oversee implementation of the recommendations made by the NAS.

Pam, just do what you do best.... Bang 'em until you get your way, then leave 'em.

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Hilary & Haylie Duff Hit The Tribeca Film Festival

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Hilary Duff enjoys some sisterly support Monday as Haylie joins her at the New York premiere of War, Inc. at the Tribeca Film Festival. In the satire, Duff plays an Eastern European pop star �" Yonica Babyyeah.

I just figured since the Kentucky Derby is this weekend, why not throw up a pic of a couple of horses to get everyone excited! ;)

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Amy Winehouse Denies Divorce Rumors

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Train wreck and future over dosed celebrity Amy Winehouse, is denying there are problems in her marriage with Blake. Rumors started last week of Amy seeking a divorce from her Blakey poo, but she says it's not true. Amy went straight to one photographer hanging outside her home to give him the scoop on relationship with Blake.

"I ended up having a 10-minute conversation with her on the doorstep. She insisted she is not divorcing Blake. She's totally in love with him. I said, ‘How are things?' She said, ‘It's beautiful. The summer's come and I can't wait to get my Blake back.' She said to me, ‘You've seen us together - and you know how much we're in love with each other. We're gonna be together forever. Can you tell the people at the papers to stop writing lies after lies after lies. We're not splitting up, I don't have a new boyfriend, I'm totally in love with Blake and I'll be going to court with him every single day to support him throughout his case. I couldn't be happier.'"

This bitch can't even admit she's a crackhead so why would anyone believe anything she says? She's getting her groove on, she just doesn't want the news to get back to Blake in jail.

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