Audrina, Lauren and Whitney all look super cute, but Heidi is trying SO hard to look sexy that she totally fugs that picture up.
She’s trying to stick out an ass she doesn’t even have. Well she does have one, but he’s not part of the photo. I knew Lauren and Audrina had some fake bake going on but they look 10 times more orange next to Whitney and the slut bag on the other end. Tone it down girls, you’re starting to look like walking carrots!
Here’s Scarlett Johansson covering the Tom Waits song ‘Falling Down’. I’m sorry, I love Scarlett but the girl sounds like an injured moose! Don’t quit your day job Scar Jo.
Now that Pam Anderson has officially received US citizenship, the ho thinks she can open her blow job mouth about politics. Pam and her 50 pound boobs went to Capitol Hill to lobby against animal testing.
“Being a citizen excites me not just because I can vote, but because I can crack the whip on Capitol Hill to defend animals,” wrote the long-time animal rights activist, whose brief marriage to Rick Salomon was recently annulled. Anderson, 40, and PETA — People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals — are urging Congress to create and fund a new entity to oversee implementation of the recommendations made by the NAS.
Pam, just do what you do best…. Bang ‘em until you get your way, then leave ‘em.
Hilary Duff enjoys some sisterly support Monday as Haylie joins her at the New York premiere of War, Inc. at the Tribeca Film Festival. In the satire, Duff plays an Eastern European pop star – Yonica Babyyeah.
I just figured since the Kentucky Derby is this weekend, why not throw up a pic of a couple of horses to get everyone excited!
I don’t know if it’s my computer or the program we use to blog, but my shit is running slooooooow today and keeps locking up. Unfortunately I’ve got some shiznit to take care of and another job to go to so I gotta throw the linkage up sooner than normal. Sorry folks, we’ll return to the regular scheduled program tomorrow.
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Could Rumer Willis become a serious movie star? SOW
Watch out Tribeca, here comes Madonna! CS
You can never go wrong with Kim Kardashian’s boobs ND
Juliette Lewis is crazy and I love it! WIMB
Kimberly Stewart’s fug shoes are backRR
Pam Anderson totally denies marrying Rick Solomon GB
Down goes Janet Jackson! Well, almost. DS
Yelle Takes Coachella By Storm PB
Jennifer Love Hewitt does her man doggy style IBBB
Chris Crocker wants you to know Perez Hilton’s a cunt CP
Train wreck and future over dosed celebrity Amy Winehouse, is denying there are problems in her marriage with Blake. Rumors started last week of Amy seeking a divorce from her Blakey poo, but she says it’s not true. Amy went straight to one photographer hanging outside her home to give him the scoop on relationship with Blake.
“I ended up having a 10-minute conversation with her on the doorstep. She insisted she is not divorcing Blake. She’s totally in love with him. I said, ‘How are things?’ She said, ‘It’s beautiful. The summer’s come and I can’t wait to get my Blake back.’ She said to me, ‘You’ve seen us together - and you know how much we’re in love with each other. We’re gonna be together forever. Can you tell the people at the papers to stop writing lies after lies after lies. We’re not splitting up, I don’t have a new boyfriend, I’m totally in love with Blake and I’ll be going to court with him every single day to support him throughout his case. I couldn’t be happier.’”
This bitch can’t even admit she’s a crackhead so why would anyone believe anything she says? She’s getting her groove on, she just doesn’t want the news to get back to Blake in jail.
Which methed-up TV personality tells British pals: “I always know I’m home when I see the Albert Bridge [in London], because I’m just minutes from my drug dealer’s place!”
I’m taking a crazy guess and picking Richard Quest. Hmmm, didn’t he just get busted with meth and some crazy sex noose around his penis?
Which recently rehabbed rocker got clean through a week-long induced coma? He couldn’t bear to sweat out the booze on his own.
Take your pick! They’re all a little fuckered up on one thing or another! See, I would pick Keith Richards but I think heroin is his drug of choice. Richie Sambora maybe?
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