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I'm so sorry I wasn't able to update today. I woke up this morning feeling like dookie. I thought it was odd since I just spent the night before working out at the gym. I then spent hours in bed this morning, doing a little updating and hoping that I would miraculously feel better somehow. I then went to the hospital where I was there for 4 hours. I have a fever and a possible ear infection (the doctor said my right ear drum is purple) and it really hurts to swallow. I had no intention of going on the starvation diet, but I'm not so sure I have a choice.
I'm on meds now, but I swear they're too strong and making me feel queasy. I called in sick for work today and I'm supposed to go to an amusement park with some friends on Sunday, but at this point I dunno what will happen. I'm just trying to recover. So. Sorry.
Anywho, Snarky will be back on Monday. Have a fun, sick-free weekend.
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I had this wonderful message waiting for me in my inbox. Thanks for understanding, BG:
Subject: Wow...
Message: Wow, I have been visiting your site for a long time now and I must say this site is becoming a joke. Between all the "I'm sick", or I'm busy with this or that or my family is doing this or that, and not updating your site I can't see how your keeping any visitors. Get your fat ass off the couch and start updating things. I'm sure your getting decent money through sponsors and what not, but how about earning a little of it?
Hey BG,
You're such a sweetheart. Do you live in L.A.? Sounds like we could be BFFs. Holla.
Heidi Montag is not done yet. "The Hills" actress is considering a butt implants, Life&Style reports.
I dunno about you, but the last thing I look at is Heidi Montag's flat ass (unless she's flaunting it on the cover of Maxim). I'm too mesmerized by her chin - how does she get it to stick out like that and look so damn long? And her boob job isn't half bad. I'd stare at her tits too, anything but her ass. No one cares, bitch! Fix your damn chin and your teeth.
Oh, and Heidi and Spencer want their own reality show. That's one show I'm not watching because it will be faker than Heidi's lips. I think their 15 minutes is starting to wear off. They're overexposing themselves and they can't be "engaged" forever. Better get hitched, backspace that, better get knocked up, leak it to Us Weekly, deny it for six months, and then get hitched if ya wanna remain on the C-List, bitches.
What is it about this scrawny D-lister that puts women under a spell? I would never guess that Mariah would stoop this low.
What is going on with Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon?
They were reportedly getting cozy in Las Vegas this past weekend, and now I just spotted the two of them together at the Beverly Hills Hotel!
The pair were sitting in the backseat of a very large black Bentley stopped at the entrance of the hotel, which was preventing other cars from coming and going. Not sure what the deal was, but the two stayed put as a couple of gals from their entourage kept getting in and out of the car.
Carey, 39, and Cannon, 27, never left the luxury sedan and were finally whisked away by their driver around 8:30 p.m.
Ashlee talks so fast and I think she had too much coffee, or she was a little nervous. But she's so cute, love her energy.
A Los Angeles court on Thursday ordered payment of nearly $400,000 to the numerous lawyers involved in Britney Spears's affairs â" with the pop star footing the bill.
All the attorneys have been working on the case for less than three months.
Samuel Ingham, Spears's court-appointed attorney, will continue to receive $10,000 a week, Commissioner Reva Goetz ruled.
Andrew Wallet, the co-conservator of Spears's finances, will receive an advance of $100,000. (Wallet had not been paid since becoming involved last February.).
The firm which won Jamie Spears control of his daughter's affairs will also be advanced $175,000, and a lawyer representing Britney's brother Bryan Spears will get $22,500, while Stacy Phillips, Britney's new divorce lawyer, will receive $75,000.
The singer's father and Wallet remain in control of her life until a July 31 hearing.
And according to reports, Samantha has ‘pretty much moved in’ with Lohan in order to help keep the troubled singer/actress clean and sober. According to an insider, “Sam still has her own place, but she spends every night at Lindsay’s,” to keep her from being tempted back into drinking and drugs.
Not really surprised. But these two make one hell of a mismatched looking couple. And you know Sam has to use a strap-on on Linds day and night cause she can't survive without dick.
source: gg
Tori Spelling told Reuters:
"I'm a huge fan of gays. They love me; I love them. They consider me kind of a gay icon, which they've labeled me as."
Bitch is out of touch! And she needs to visit more gay bars and clubs to find out what they think of her. They'd tell her to work on her face, her hair, her makeup and her fashion. Fugly bitch, please!
I don't really think it's progressive when people say, "I'm a huge fan of the gays!" Would anyone say, 'I'm a huge fan of the blacks!' Or, 'I'm a huge fan of the whites!' ? It makes gay people sound like some accessory or Chanel glasses. Stop it already.
Gays can call themselves, "the gays" but something about straight people saying "the gays" sounds too "us vs. them". And, of course, I'll probably always say "the gays," but just look at that picture of Tori Spelling above her quote? I'm harsher on fugly ass bitches. Call me shallow if you wanna. Maybe you're just not a huge fan of "the shallows."
Mary Kate Olsen still dresses like trash and because she's a billionaire, she has clothing lines. Christian Siriano, I'm waiting for a dis!
Mary-Kate Olsen �" in vintage Missoni �" makes a colorful arrival Wednesday at the New Yorkers for Children benefit at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel. Inside, the actress sat at Margarita Missoni's table, though she mostly kept to herself.
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