Beyonce and Jay-Z have secretly wed, the world knows this, but they’ve sworn everyone to secrecy.

Solange:

When complimented about the skirt she wore to the wedding, she only replied, “It was a cute dress.” Was it a fun night? “What night are you talking about?” she replied. “Friday? Hmm. Friday. I really don’t [know].”

Tuesday night Beyonce and Jay-Z wedding attendee Gwyneth Paltrow said,

“What wedding? I was watching a movie on Friday night.”

And, finally, here’s what went down last night at Jay-Z’s concert.

An unlit cigar dangling from his mouth, Jay-Z was in a good mood as he snacked on spicy French fries and coyly evaded wedding questions. “I don’t know what you’re talking about!” he said with a laugh when congratulated by patrons.

I can’t wait until B has kids and gets asked about it so she can say, ‘I was just babysitting for my cousins! I don’t have any kids!’

They don’t owe the public anything, but they have their friends lying – for what? I want them to break-up because I’m over it already. You can’t even congratulate them because they’ll say, “I don’t know what you’re talking about!” Ugh.

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