Monthly Archives: May 2008

Because He’s Hot: Derek Luke

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Hot comes in all flavors. In Derek’s case, it’s dark chocolate. Yum. Yummy!

Derek first came onto the scene a few years ago, playing “Antwone Fisher” in Denzel Washington’s directorial debut. He’s had a few pretty big roles, and he’ll be playing P. Diddy in the Notorious B.I.G. biopic. But he caught my eye again in Alicia Keys’ “Teenage Love Affair” video.

Derek’s my favorite type of hot guy. He’s not stunning. He’s not drop dead gorgeous. He’s like a math problem. You kind of have to gawk at him for a while before you decide you want him in bed. Now. I usually go down a list, in no order, depending on the man attached to the peen I’m trying to assign points to. Usually goes a lil sumthin’ like this:

Good smile? Check.

Pretty eyes? Check.

Tall? Check.

Buff? Check.

Dresses good? Check.

Doesn’t hold his fork like a spoon? Check.

However, this list is contingent upon my blood alcohol level. But when I’m sober, my ‘is he hot?’ list is similar to the one above.

Derek Luke seems poised to have a pretty lengthy, impressive Hollywood career with a wide range of roles. He’s comin’ up. :)

 

And I lost some emails for Because He’s Hot suggestions. So please email them to me again. :( Luv ya.

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Christian Siriano Apologizes

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In a Time Out New York interview, the openly gay Siriano, 22, said,

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“If you think of heterosexuals, they have white-trash women and trailer parks, and we have drag queens and trannies.”

That comparison incensed many of his fans, prompting the Maryland native to tell the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation,

“I mean no disrespect to the transgender population and I never will. Some of my close friends happen to be transgender and I think they are some of the most inspiring people in my life…I completely support the fabulousness and amazing fashion inspiration that most transgender people provide.”

He said of the Time Out New York article, “I wish that my words were not taken in that way. When I was speaking, some comments that I made were not used in the article.

Why so touchy?! If a proud gay male like Christian can’t say something completely harmless like, “we have drag queens and trannies” without folks getting upset, than America has a LONG way to go. Pick and choose your damn battles. If Christian was always politically correct, he would have been too afraid to say, “hot tranny mess” and where would we be without that catch phrase?

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Don’t Block The Cock

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I love rumors like these.

Jessica Simpson pregnant Halloween costume

Jessica Simpson is trying to cock block Jennifer Aniston.

The wannabe country singer, who is currently dating American football star Tony Romo, was said to be jealous that her ex-boyfriend Mayer is dating the Friends star, but sources claim the green-eyed monster people are seeing is actually just concern.

A source says via Transworld News: “Jessica wants Jen to be aware of what she’s letting herself get into with John. She doesn’t want her to make the same mistakes. John is a ladies man.”

Others are also letting the rocker’s true colours be known, with a friend of Mayer adding: “He’ll spend every waking minute talking to someone and spending time with them and then move on to the next girl,” said the friend.

Maybe this isn’t a rumor. Jessica’s not the brightest bulb in the Home Depot. It is possible that she’d try to come between Jen and some good peen. Dumb bitch. Women never listen when you try to warn them about their man. And Jen probably prays to the gods ever hour, thanking them for her Jon Jon.

If Jen wants to mess with John Mayer that’s her business. Jess needs to stay out of their relationship. She’s starting to lose her shit i.e. Papa Joe’s tactics are starting to rub off on her. Scary.

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Which One of These Maddens Has Herpes?

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Benji and Joel Madden photo

I honestly can’t tell which Madden is which. Who’s Joel and who’s Benji? Can ya figure it out. This reminds me of when I met Benji and Joel at L.A.’s club LAX a while ago. I called Benji ‘Joel’ and Joel ‘Benji.’ Luckily the Maddens are some of the sweetest guys around so they didn’t mind.

I’m guessing Joel’s on the right, and Benji’s on the left. They’re two identical twins who really look alike. Luvs it. I wonder if they have the same size penis?

The boys were spotted at the dj booth at MTV’s Movie Awards private party at a house in L.A.

Disclaimer: I don’t know if Benji Madden has herpes. Paris Hilton has herpes, allegedly. Reps, don’t sue me, k. Let’s make nice.

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50 Cent’s House Burns Down in “Suspicious” Fire

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50 Cent’s Long Island, N.Y. crib was burnt to a crispy crisp.

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The Associated Press reports that six people were hospitalized for smoke inhalation. All are in stable condition.

Fiddy’s baby mama, Shaniqua Tompkins, says she lived in the home with her two kids, including Marquis, 50′s 10-year-old son.

Arson investigators reported to the scene on Friday, and firefighters call the blaze “suspicious.”

One of the first firefighters to arrive at the house, Dix Hills Fire Department Chief Larry Feld, told Newsday,

“I would say there is a strong �” a strong, strong �” possibility that [the fire] is suspicious.” When asked why, he replied: “The rapid movement of the fire. The volume of the fire … It was engulfed. The home was totally gutted.”

Now this is the very same house Shaniqua was ordered to move out of! Yeah. You put the pieces together. Shaniqua’s been fighting to keep the property, alleging that 50 promised her the house, valued at $2.4 million, over a decade ago.

Gurl, don’t trust whatever an a-hole says. I’m glad everyone’s safe. Poor thing will probably have to move into her mama crib or some broke down studio apartment. From now on, spend those child support checks wisely, honey.

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J. Lo and Marc Anthony Are So Damn Cute Together

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I guess Access Hollywood’s Billy Bush has his own show. Marc Anthony has an interview with The Billy Bush show where he gushes over his gorgeous wife Jennifer Lopez, saying she’s in “mommy mode” right now.

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“She’s such an amazing mom and I’m so proud of her. She’s such a gem to watch,” singer Anthony told The Billy Bush Show Thursday.

The couple’s “big and gorgeous” twins, Max and Emme, were born Feb. 22 by a Caesarean section, and are cared for by Lopez, 38, and hubby— without the help of a nanny, Anthony, 39, revealed.

“It’s just us, man. We’re figuring it out and having a great time,” he said. “She expects me to help and she makes no bones about it. I get the late shift. I get literally from 10 on because we don’t have a nanny. It’s just me and Jennifer figuring it out. From 10 p.m. to 8 [a.m.], that’s my shift.”

Anthony, who is touring the country for a campaign against childhood obesity, added that Lopez has three movies lined up and is eager to go back to work, but “the babies have been a blessing all the way around and she’s just amazing.”

Marc has such sweet things to say about J. Lo, it almost makes me wanna go find a scrawny, scary lookin’ little dude of my own. They’re so cute together. I have a feeling they’re gonna last. :)

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Angelina Jolie did NOT Give Birth

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I thought I smelt some fish. Damn.

Angelina Jolie in Amsterdam

Contrary to a flurry of recent reports that Angelina Jolie has delivered her twins, PEOPLE can confirm it is not true.

“Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France,” a rep for the actress tells PEOPLE.

I think most of us bloggers didn’t really believe this rumor, we just wanted to. She’s giving birth to twins and she’s not that big yet, the actual babies shouldn’t be here for at least a few months. Thank Gawd. Those tots would have been premature.

Anywho, it was a rumor. I can seriously let out a good fart of relief because I didn’t really wanna post other news until I found out if everyone was healthy and happy.

Let’s get on with it now…

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Angelina Jolie Gave Birth to Twin Girls?!!

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Entertainment Tonight is breaking the news.

Angelina Jolie has had her twins!A source close to the actress confirms that she has given birth to twins in France. “Babies are great and so is mom,” we’re told.

Shiloh Jolie Pitt makes faces

ET is also hearing that the names are ISLA (pronounced eye-la) Marcheline (after her Angie’s mom) and AMELIE JANE (after Brad’s mom) JOLIE-PITT.

The babies are the fifth and sixth children for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, whose family consists of Maddox, 6, Pax, 4, Zahara, 3 and Shiloh, 2.

I don’t get it. Were they born prematurely? Are they healthy? Happy? What the huh?

CONGRATULATIONS!!! Yay for more Brangelina babies. :)

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Lindsay Lohan’s Emergency Room Visit Last Night

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Lindsay Lohan and her girlfriend Samantha Ronson went to the Century City Hospital emergency room last night.But, everything’s fine with our favorite lesbian. Her rep says Linds and Sam were there to vitis a friend and she’s currently workong on the set of her new film, “Labor Pains.”

Lindsay Lohan at Coachella

Yes, her rep had to mention that Lindsay’s working, a true shocker to us all. Linds was there to visit a friend and also score some pills. You know she has hookups everywhere. Sam always looks like she’s tweaking, too. Match made in cracked out lesbian heaven.

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