Fake Butt and Crotch Pad Boxers For Men
Who doesn’t love a nice plump bum to grab onto or slap as you walk by? Big booty is a true gift from above.
For a while there’s been the butt pad undies for women, now men can pad their butt and crotch areas with these boxer shorts.
What’s next? Some strap on penis that my hot date will remove right before we take it to the next level? I’ll be so disappointed I’ll have to start stocking up on KY jelly. Or I’ll be giving some of the best oral of my lifetime and the ‘looks and tastes like the real thing’ will snap off and break into my mouth, revealing a shriveled up prune cock?
Deceit is not hot. I really don’t care how big your ass is, as long as you can do what you’re supposed to with what you have, I’ll trade a flat ass for good size peen any day.
LINKAGE
- Pete Wentz gets in deep - SOW
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- Calling all naked girls - RR
- Sarah Jessica Parker designs the “world’s cheapest dress” - BB
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- Justin and Madonna on stage together, pics - DS
- Oprah v. Rachel Ray - PB
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