Good Luck, Jen!

The wonderful voyeurs at InTouch magazine have published pictures of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer in full-on couple mode.

John Mayer is crazy about Jennifer Aniston. He flew to Miami on April 23 to hang out in the $3,000-a-night presidential suite at the Mandarin Oriental, where Jen has been staying while shooting the movie Marley & Me. And the two were inseparable over the long weekend.

Maniston leaves me speechless. With the exception of Vince Vaughn, she can’t stay away from the pretty boys. If she wants a long lasting relationship, with her choices in male sluts, she has a better chance of moving into the Playboy mansion, getting Hef to knock her up with triplets and kicking Holly’s silicone ass to the curb!

John Mayer’s new tattoo sleeve is pretentious for a soulful crooner, isn’t it? But I still love his hair.