Who Knew Mimi Was This Desperate?

Mariah Carey is desperate for a man and more attention as she pulls a Paris Hilton & Benji Madden publicity stunt.

According to the insider, Nick bought the pricey ring for his lady at Jacob & Co. for a whopping $2.5 million and was overheard telling owner Jacob Arabo that they're going to marry.

Funny, I added a "not gonna last" label today and I never knew I'd have to put it to use on multiple posts within one day!

When Mariah and Nick split, I totally have to hunt him down and kidnap him. What's so special about this scrawny dude with the corny jokes?! I met this chick at a party, a friend of a friend, who went to school with him. Nick's sweet and all, but I've gotta utilize my connections so I can witness his optimal charisma in the bedroom and intoxicating touch. He doesn't even have swagger?! Have fun, Mariah. :)