
Damn Mischa! She’s got valleys going on in her thighs. I thought my thighs were the large curd cottage cheese but this bitch has me beat! More pics of Mischa’s chunk after the jump.
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She should be cover girl for idiots in America CK
Uh oh! Pete Doherty may get outta jail early! AB
Guess which celeb just bought their own island? CS
Some Wentworth Miller eye candy DS
Here’s a reason to watch Gossip Girls RR
Are Angelina & Brad getting Married on a yacht? GB
No more Bond song for Amy Winehouse PB
Heidi Montag’s horse teeth made an appearance at the Kentucky Derby IBBB
Eww are those leftover jizz stains on Britney Spears’ butt? ND
Which songs should the Idol contestants sing this week? GTS
Alessandra Ambrosio’s super cute baby bump CP
Listen to NKOTB’s new single! CD
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After dating for more than a year, Scarlett Johansson is set to marry her boyfriend Ryan Reynolds, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.
Scar Jo’s rep says “They’re both thrilled.”
Reynolds, 31, currently filming the aptly named The Proposal in Boston with Sandra Bullock, recently popped the question to Johansson, 23.
The couple have not set a wedding date.The Nanny Diaries star is expected to show off her sparkler at Monday night’s Metropolitan Museum Costume Institute Gala in New York. Sources say Johansson is eager to “show off her rock” with her Dolce & Gabbana gown.
Congrats!
Check out this video of 50 cent getting his chain stolen while on stage during a performance in Africa. Some dude jumps up and takes that shit right off of 50’s neck! Sources say 50 jumped off the stage and punched the dude who took his chain but I think it sounds more like gun shots! WTF?
Ashlee Simpson is looking sexy in Shape Magazine! Actually, I think she looks hungry but that nose really does make her look hawt instead of emo… If only she’d do something about that long ass butt chin.

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Kanye West has taken to his blog to voice his anger over an Entertainment Weekly reporters review of his ‘Glow in the Dark’ tour. Yeah! Angry Kanye is always good entertainment!
Yo, anybody that’s not a fan; don’t come to my show. For what?! To try and throw ya’ll two cents in? Ya’ll rated my album shitty and now ya’ll come to the show and give it a B+. What’s a B+ mean? I’m an extremist. It’s either pass or fail! A+ or F-! You know what, fuck you and the whole fucking staff!!! I know I shouldn’t dignify this with a comment, but the reviewer threw a jab at all the artists. I just wanna know when was the last time you enjoyed yourself. If you can’t have fun and lose yourself at this tour it’s a good chance you’re a very miserable person. I actually feel sorry for you guys. Your job forces you to not have fun anymore. Grab a drink, holla at some nice girls, and party bitch!! You don’t know shit about passion and art. You’ll never gain credibility at this rate. You’re fucking trash! I make art. You can’t rate this. I’m a real person. I’m not a pop star. I don’t care about anything but making great art. Never come 2 one of my shows ever again, you’re not invited and if you see me…BOW!! This is not pop, it’s pop art.
I adore Kanye and would love to see his Glow in the Dark show, but the crazy anger makes it sound like he might have a slight case of SBU… Sperm Build Up. Take a hand to it Kanye!
Kanye’s Blog

Rihanna gets up close and personal to rocker Adam Levine during a Los Angeles video shoot Friday for the remix of Maroon 5’s “If I Never See Your Face Again,” hitting the airwaves on May 13.
Rihanna looks like she’s about to nibble on his ear or lick his face! This looks like it’s gonna be a sexy video. It’s like hot sex on a platter!
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