Yep, I typed it. Here's Paris Hilton and Benji Madden at Crown Bar's Cinco de Mayo party.

There's just something about a guy in a hat that makes him look hot. Benji looks less troll like, and the Pilsbury doughboy has style.

But dayum Paris' wonk! Quick, someone take away her license. Her exam needs to be updated because there's no way the whore can see outta that shit. She's giving the stink eye while she's trying to smile! Whenever her vag herpes has a flare up, her eye gets irritated too.
Slut, fix your damn eye!