Archive for May 7th, 2008

They Do Look Happy

May 7th, 2008

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Mariah Carey tells People, “We really do feel we are soulmates. I never felt a love like this was in the cards for me.”

And Nick Cannon said, “She is beautiful on the outside and 10 times as beautiful on the inside.”

Um, yeah! That’s exactly the same thing I say after I’ve been dating a guy for a month. Everything is beautiful on the inside because I don’t have a clue of what the inside is! Then the fangs come out.

Mariah and Nick are strangers, not saying it doesn’t have potential to last, but the “soulmates” need to keep things the way they are when everything’s all “beautiful” and shit. Translation: Mariah and Nick should see each other on official holidays and every April for their anniversary. That’s it!

I give this 1 year tops.

LINKAGE

  • Jessica Simpson says people are so harsh towards her - CS
  • Lindsay Lohan looks great on Ugly Betty! She looks her age when she’s not wearing the fake tan - SOW
  • Britney Spears has been working out but she’s still fat? - RR
  • Wear that disguise in bed, hun - CK
  • Guess who’s having twin daughters? - GB
  • Matthew McConaughey in your cup - AB
  • Hannah Montana ratings drop - ND
  • Ashley Tisdale is suddenly single? - DD
  • Rihanna complains about being a celebrity - DS
  • When was the last time you got as drunk as Kelly Osbourne? - PB
  • Who slashed my Olsen? - IBBB

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How Fierce is Alicia Keys?!

May 7th, 2008

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I haven’t seen Alicia on tour since she was just hitting the scene, promoting her debut album, Songs in A Minor. I’ve witnessed her immeasurable talent when she freely tickles the ivories without a song in mind. Your mouth is just left wide open.

The E! Channel took some time out to give Alicia some well deserved props, but what’s more impressive than her talent is her heart.

Britney Spears was at Alicia Keys’ concert at L.A.’s Staples Center. And so were Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo.

The show rocked. Man, has Ms. Keys grown into one fantastic jaw-dropping performer. Her voice filled that entire ginormous arena and then some.

During her show, Keys urged everyone to take out their cellphones and text the word Alive to the number 90999 to donate just $5 to help fight HIV/AIDS in Africa through the Keep a Child Alive organization.

If Alicia asks the crowd to send a text at all of her shows, can you fathom how much money she’s going to raise?!!!!

In a time when most celebrities come up with more ways to get money from their fans so they can buy another Bentley or house, Alicia is amazing for creating her organization and reaching out. So impressive. :)


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Another Day, Another Amy Wino Arrest

May 7th, 2008

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Amy Winehouse has been arrested in connection with alleged drug offenses and is being questioned by police in East London, her rep told the BBC on Wednesday.A statement to PEOPLE from the singer’s U.S. spokesperson said,

“Amy Winehouse voluntarily attended a London police station today by appointment.

She was arrested in order to be interviewed and is cooperating fully with inquiries. The interview relates to a video handed to police earlier this year.”In January 2008, after being caught on camera allegedly doing drugs.

Late last month, she spent a night in police custody in London after being cautioned for “common assault.”

In an interview this past Friday – her music producer, Mark Ronson said Winehouse was “not ready to record any music.”

At least Amy keeps things interesting. Blah.


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Jennifer Hudson Proves Me Wrong, Album Has Official Release Date

May 7th, 2008

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Jennifer Hudson has recruited India.Arie and Alicia Keys as mentors as she plans to embark on a pop career.

The Oscar winner and former American Idol favorite hopes to release her first album after her new film Sex & The City hits cinemas and she has turned to two peers for advice.“Alicia Keys was one of the people who talked to me about it. I wanted to make sure it was OK because it’s taking so long.

“She told me it took her at least a year to record her album and that’s the process, so don’t worry about it.” And she turned to Arie when she needed a big hit on the album: “Greatest Creation, which Indie.Arie wrote, is where I see myself and where I’d like to see myself, in saying that my greatest creation is me.”

Hudson will release the album in September (08), admitting “I haven’t named it yet.”

Good for her! :)


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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz’s Baby is Doomed

May 7th, 2008

This bitch is knocked up! Photo of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentzs Baby is DoomedEvery pic I see of Ashlee, she looks thicker. Not confirming your pregnancy is the new, ‘that’s hot!’ or ‘I’m bringing sexy back.’ Still following? Didn’t think so. I just miss those catch phrases. Anywho, this baby is in trouble.

You know Ashlee and Pete are totally gonna get high with their kid, show it how to roll joints, apply guyliner, flat iron your hair, dress emo. It’s gonna be one big mess. This baby’s gonna have some tattoos by the time he or she hits 8th grade. Future train wreck alert and destined for rehab! Lovin’ it.


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Joel Madden is So in Love With Nicole Richie, He Doesn’t Wanna Marry Her

May 7th, 2008

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I thought Joel had strong christian values? He reads the bible, has all kinds of religious tatts, but I guess not. He wants more ass without legalized strings attached to his cock.

Joel Madden is more focused on Mother’s Day than a wedding with Nicole Richie.”Not anytime soon,” the Good Charlotte rocker, 29, told Usmagazine.com when asked if the couple have plans to wed.

Just goes to show, you can’t tie a man down with his spawn.


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