Sexy? Chris Brown on the Cover of Ebony

Those damn pecs and tattoos! I was like, sexy? Hells yeah. But then I gave it another look, cause you know it's my job to hate and all, and what the fug is going on with his neck? Chris looks like a turtle going for a lil stretch. Why is his neck at that angle?! It's just nasty.

That being said, you know he's packing. I know who's endowed and who isn't. It's a gift. It's all in the eyes. Heh. Chris' eyes say, 'Baby, you won't be disappointed when I hit it!'