They Do Look Happy

Mariah Carey tells People, “We really do feel we are soulmates. I never felt a love like this was in the cards for me.”

And Nick Cannon said, “She is beautiful on the outside and 10 times as beautiful on the inside.”

Um, yeah! That’s exactly the same thing I say after I’ve been dating a guy for a month. Everything is beautiful on the inside because I don’t have a clue of what the inside is! Then the fangs come out.

Mariah and Nick are strangers, not saying it doesn’t have potential to last, but the “soulmates” need to keep things the way they are when everything’s all “beautiful” and shit. Translation: Mariah and Nick should see each other on official holidays and every April for their anniversary. That’s it!

I give this 1 year tops.

LINKAGE

• Jessica Simpson says people are so harsh towards her - CS
• Lindsay Lohan looks great on Ugly Betty! She looks her age when she’s not wearing the fake tan - SOW
• Britney Spears has been working out but she’s still fat? - RR
• Wear that disguise in bed, hun - CK
• Guess who’s having twin daughters? - GB
• Matthew McConaughey in your cup - AB
• Hannah Montana ratings drop - ND
• Ashley Tisdale is suddenly single? - DD
• Rihanna complains about being a celebrity - DS
• When was the last time you got as drunk as Kelly Osbourne? - PB
• Who slashed my Olsen? - IBBB