
Rome’s mayoral candidate Francesco Rutelli is a sexist pig with bad ideas. After two highly publicized rapes in Italy’s capital, Francesco suggested women should start wearing satellite tracking devices featuring a medical alert-esque button to ward off sexual assaults!!
“All suggestions that can prevent security problems, whether its for women or for any other citizens that frequent high-risk areas, I think is a positive thing,” he said.
Isabella Clough-Marinaro, sociologist from the American University of Rome said money should instead be spent on creating night buses and improving lighting and surveillance in dark areas.
“Women should be free to move around safely in the city, rather than having to wear some kind of panic button which provides no guarantee that the police would intervene promptly enough,” said Clough-Marinaro.
Why hasn’t this idiot suggested that men also wear satellite tracking devices attached to their cocks so women wearing the bracelets can alert authorities when in danger, then they’ll send high voltage electric shocks to penises! You know that would never happen, but it is a dream of mine. Brings a lil tear to my eye.
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LINKAGE
My boyfriend on the mic - CS
Paris Hilton, future mother of the year - SOW
Eva Mendes topless pictures - RR
The art of the public makeout, starring Rihanna and Chris Brown - CD
Another round of scandalous Miley Cyrus pics - GB
Dakota Fanning doesn’t brush her teeth - ND
WTF?! International rapper - AB
Jason Castro lasted too long on American Idol - PB
Mischa Barton keeps showing up everywhere. Every time I see her I think of her cellulite - DS
Heidi Montag’s outfit makes her look like she’s gained weight - IBBB
WHY?!
May 8th, 2008

Audrina Patridge scores a film role?!! And it’s not porn.
The Hills star, 22, confirmed on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show Thursday that she landed a part in an upcoming film.
“I go next week to film it,” she said, adding, “I don’t know how much I’m allowed to say!”Patridge said she’ll play “the girlfriend of this cocky guy who think he’s the s–t … and I kind of have him wrapped around my fingers.”It’s cool,” she added, “because on The Hills, I don’t have that.”
The role is “giving me the chance to show people [what I can do],” said Patridge, who recently canned her agent for not getting her enough gigs. “This is why I moved to L.A.”
This may be true. She did take nude pics to launch her career. Audrina on film?! The bitch needs to learn how to open her eyes. They’re gonna have to use a few pounds of makeup per day on her just so she can look like she’s still breathing. She’s a living statue. Good luck! And here’s what Audrina says about the Lauren vs. Heidi feud. She makes me love her. Slightly.
“Lauren is very big on you-know-what-you-did,” Patridge said. “I looked at the whole [sex tape] situation. It’s none of my business. I am the neutral one on the show — I can’t fight other people’s battles.”
Wasn’t that a clever way of saying, ‘Lauren, get the fuck over it!’ So slick, Audrina.
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Taking a break from being queen bee of New York’s Upper East Side, Gossip Girl’s Leighton Meester heads to Hollywood, where she shot scenes opposite Adrian Grenier for an upcoming episode of the HBO hit Entourage on Thursday.
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“A lot of people come to me, and they’re like, ‘Will I look like you after I have the baby? And I say, ‘Well, how were you before?’ You can’t kid yourself.”
Heidi, you’re amazing!
Not every woman is gonna get thin after she gives birth. Take Nicole Kidman, for example. She was a waif before spermination and she’s still skin and bones except for her tiny baby bump. Then there’s women like Salma Hayek, Britney Spears and Jessica Alba and so many more who get huge and you can tell they have to work very very hard to get their figures back. If you were chunky before having a baby, you’re gonna be chunky after having a baby, you just have a good excuse to work with.