You Can Prevent Rape with an Ankle Bracelet?

Rome’s mayoral candidate Francesco Rutelli is a sexist pig with bad ideas. After two highly publicized rapes in Italy’s capital, Francesco suggested women should start wearing satellite tracking devices featuring a medical alert-esque button to ward off sexual assaults!!

“All suggestions that can prevent security problems, whether its for women or for any other citizens that frequent high-risk areas, I think is a positive thing,” he said.

Isabella Clough-Marinaro, sociologist from the American University of Rome said money should instead be spent on creating night buses and improving lighting and surveillance in dark areas.

“Women should be free to move around safely in the city, rather than having to wear some kind of panic button which provides no guarantee that the police would intervene promptly enough,” said Clough-Marinaro.

Why hasn’t this idiot suggested that men also wear satellite tracking devices attached to their cocks so women wearing the bracelets can alert authorities when in danger, then they’ll send high voltage electric shocks to penises! You know that would never happen, but it is a dream of mine. Brings a lil tear to my eye.

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