Beyonce's Gonna Be a Stage Mom

Beyonce's new House of Dereon for kids ad is deplorable. Little girls aren't hookers and you shouldn't dress them up like your backup dancers just because you're hawking your trashy product!

Check out the girl standing up. Are kids supposed to wear heels on the playground? Then again, one of the best weapons out there is a good heel. They can take that mess off to attack kidnappers. Pop him right in the eye, girls, and kick him in his special place.