Archive for May 9th, 2008

Hugh Hefner Wants Miley Cyrus to Pose Nude in Playboy

May 9th, 2008

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Playboy editor Hugh Hefner says Miley Cyrus will be “welcomed in the magazine” when she’s of legal age.

Hefner, 82, told Extra that the 15-year-old Hannah Montana star is a “very pretty lady.”

Last week Cyrus said she was “embarrassed” by a racy semi-topless portrait shot by Annie Leibowitz for Vanity Fair.

“I think to make such a big to do over something as innocent as those photos, I think is a reflection on how schizophrenic America is about sexuality,” Hefner told Extra.

As much as I want to place the blame on Hugh for saying he wants Miley when she turns 18, I’m pointing the finger at “Extra.” These tabloid shows are the sick ones. They shouldn’t be asking that question to begin with.

Hef’s always very honest, which is probably why they asked him in the first place, but they need to cool it. That’s disgusting and unnecessary because we all know Miley Cyrus nude pics and a sex tape will already leak before she’s legal.


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Daddy Dude Phone Sex

May 9th, 2008

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Recently, when Britney was having a sleepless night, she decided to call Kevin at nearly 2 a.m. While they initially chatted about their boys — Preston, 2, and Jayden, 20 months — the conversation shifted. And as Britney hoped, Kevin knew exactly how to tire her out — with hours of erotic talk!

“They have phone sex often — at least once a week,” an insider tells Star. “The one thing those two have in common is their need for sex, and after they get going, there are no holds barred.”

Britney: You know what I be wearin’ right now?

Daddy Dude: No, baby. What you got on?

Britney: Nothin. No panties, no bra, but I do got on my brown boots.

Daddy Dude: Are you by your purse?

Britney: Why, hun?

Daddy Dude: Get your purse out.

Britney: I got it.

Daddy Dude: Now rub some money across your bare titties.

Britney: I am baby.

Daddy Dude: I wish I was wit you right now, girl, so I could spend some of that shit.

Britney: What?

Daddy Dude: You know I’d spend that money on you, baby. I love you.


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The Wonk is in The Building

May 9th, 2008

Photo of The Wonk is in The BuildingParis Hilton took Benji’s load to the face and didn’t wipe the grease off then headed to NYC, where she bared her linebacker shoulders and wonk eye flare up, to promote her cheap ass clip-on hair extensions.

She’s the perfect spokesmodel for Valtrex and eating disorders, outside of that I don’t wanna smell skank, dress skank or skankify my hair. Heh.

Paris on Letterman after the jump. Who knew her show was going international? The contestants of Paris’ new best friend show are lucky! (more…)


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Suri Cruise is So Gonna Flash Her Vag to the Paps One Day

May 9th, 2008

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Just look at how excited she is to be photographed! Suri’s gonna be one scandalous bitch, happy to be chased by the paparazzi. These tots are gonna pick up where Brit Brit left off. Suri loves this shit. :)

Suri is a fan of musicals!The two-year-old joined parents Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes for the Broadway show Hairspray May 2 — because she loves the flick!

“Suri was so sweet in her little velvet and taffeta dress,” the show’s star, Jenifer Lewis told the New York Daily News Friday. Cruise and Holmes surprised Lewis by telling her that Hairspray is Suri’s favorite video.


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The Couple That Didn’t Get Married is on a Honeymoon Right Now

May 9th, 2008

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Beyonce and Jay-Z headed to Arizona for a low-key desert honeymoon. A week after saying an under-the-radar “I do” on April 4 in New York City, Beyonce, 26, and Jay-Z, 38, both flew to the Sanctuary Camelback Mountain Resort. “Beyonce looked stunning, even though she was wearing no makeup. They looked so in love and so happy.”

I wonder when they’re not gonna have kids and if they’ll ever end their non-marriage?

OK!


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