Paris Hilton took Benji's load to the face and didn't wipe the grease off then headed to NYC, where she bared her linebacker shoulders and wonk eye flare up, to promote her cheap ass clip-on hair extensions.

She's the perfect spokesmodel for Valtrex and eating disorders, outside of that I don't wanna smell skank, dress skank or skankify my hair. Heh.

Paris on Letterman after the jump. Who knew her show was going international? The contestants of Paris' new best friend show are lucky!
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Part 2