Archive for May 13th, 2008
Lindsay Lohan left a love bruise on her girlfriend Samantha Ronson’s neck. This must be love!
Lindsay Lohan was crying her eyes out the other night at the Crown Bar in West Hollywood, upset over a fight she had with her girlfriend Sam Ronson, who was deejaying. “They had a full-blown fight,” said our spy. ”Evan Ross, Diana’s son, and Lauren Conrad comforted her while Lindsay kept wiping her tears.” Lohan, who has been accused of stealing clothes lately, just recorded a song in which the lyrics go: “You got a problem with it? If I want it, I get it now.”
She must not be getting enough dildo and Sam’s getting fed up. I’m surprised Hohan has lasted this long without real penis. This is like her longest relationship. They just may wed someday.
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LINKAGE
- Brooke Hogan’s myspace blogs in Nick Hogan’s defense - CS
- New Kids on the Block’s behind the scenes footage - SOW
- OMG!!! Candykirby was featured in The New York Times! Congratulations, babe.
- Candy Kirby
- Someone photoshops fake Miley Cyrus myspace pics - ND
- Get your Sex and the City vibrator! - AB
- New crotch shots! Oh no. - RR
- Jamie Lynn Spears is officially a hooker?! She doesn’t look that bad. Give the girl a break - DD
- Charlize Theron doesn’t have any hips - DS
- Please tell me she’s NOT recording any music - GB
- Another fierce Hills recap from - IBBB
- Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz will wed this Saturday, way in advance of their first baby’s birth - GTS
Oh yeah! Mark your calendars, May 30th. Gay guys, fag hags, straight women and their whining boyfriends are gonna fill theatres for this blow out. I. Can’t. Wait!
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Tony Romo had a bachelor-style man whore bash this weekend in Chicago after he dumped Jessica Simpson. The Dallas Cowboys famous male slut partied with his college friends from his alma mater, Eastern Illinois, and he told them on Saturday that he’s done tappin’ dat ass!
“They’re broken up,” according to a pal of the Dallas Cowboys quarterback. “He told us they broke up and that was that. We’re guys so we didn’t talk about it much.” A broken heart didn’t stop this professional athlete from partying like a rock star! Romo began his night on Saturday at new Chicago hotspot Uncle Fatty’s Rum Resort in the Lakeview area of the Windy City.
“He was with some football college buddies and drinking Grey Goose and Diet Cokes.”After spending hours at the reggae bar, Romo and his crew headed to Manor nightclub. “He was surrounded by girls,” according to an eyewitness. “We had to restrain some who forcibly tried to make their way to his table.”
They sent the nightclub’s bus to pick up more girls from the Hard Rock Hotel where Romo and his friends were crashing.Romo’s night entailed a bevy of beauties.
We all saw this mess coming, and this is just on the heels of Jessica Simpson’s Glamour magazine interview where she calls Tony her “future husband.” Bitch is dumb.
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“Beyonce Knowles still won’t confirm her April 4 wedding to Jay-Z, so there was no chance yesterday she’d confirm she’s pregnant. But pals of the tight-lipped newlyweds say the songbird is expecting the couple’s first child. ‘She has gained a lot of pregnancy weight,’ a source said.
Beyonce won’t confirm she has a baby even after she’s given birth, so you can expect an official announcement when she’s a grandma.
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On Her Steamy Public Image: “[Hollywood] always play[s] up your sexuality, because that’s what gets men into the theaters. And I never really gave a s— about all that stuff! It’s nothing to be ashamed of. But it is definitely not what I am about by any means!”
On Owning Her Sexuality: “I don’t think I was comfortable with my sexuality until I was an adult, probably, like, 22 – that’s when I stopped apologizing and stopped feeling ashamed. I did the Vagina Monologues in L.A. That made me proud.”
On Sex Before Marriage: “I never believed women had to be virgins when they got married, or that a woman has to fall in love with a guy just because they’re having sex. I don’t think sex is a big deal. I hated the hypocrisy of it. Men can do whatever, and it’s acceptable.”
I love this picture of Ashlee. You can barely see her nose. She looks like a bird fo sho.
Here’s the blurb:
“So my buddy TJ is the guy I was telling you about who hooked up with Ashley Simpson while she was with Pete Wentz. He’s just some normal dude -no industry connects.
He met Ashley at some club in West Hollywood a little over a year ago and they shacked up a few times over a two month period or so. We used to give him shit about her taste in guys because she was dating that tool box Pete Wentz.
TJ never admitted to sleeping with her, but when I asked him about her pregnancy he said “I did the math dude, trust me, it’s not mine.” haaa, I hope not!. These are the pics TJ sent me last year when they showed up on some Ashley fan site -enjoy”
So whoever wrote this lil blurb sounds like a mutha effin’ soCal frat boy! He met Ashley “at some club” and they “shacked up.” Scratch that. What frat boy says “shacked up”? And btw, West Hollywood is the gay part of town, where all the gay clubs are at. Does this dude swing both ways? And he didn’t sperminate the ho either. BOR-RING!
If Ashlee and Pete just started screwing and she let some douche dip his peen in her, I could care less. She already admitted that when her and Pete started sucking faces when they were both in other relationships. This no shocker but it makes me wonder if Ash will be bangin’ other dudes while Pete’s on tour?
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Tila Tequila is one fugly ass bitch with a good body.
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Lindsay Lohan left a love bruise on her girlfriend Samantha Ronson’s neck. This must be love! 
