Lindsay Lohan Cries Over Samantha Ronson, Gives Her a Hickey

Lindsay Lohan left a love bruise on her girlfriend Samantha Ronson’s neck. This must be love!
Lindsay Lohan was crying her eyes out the other night at the Crown Bar in West Hollywood, upset over a fight she had with her girlfriend Sam Ronson, who was deejaying. “They had a full-blown fight,” said our spy. ”Evan Ross, Diana’s son, and Lauren Conrad comforted her while Lindsay kept wiping her tears.” Lohan, who has been accused of stealing clothes lately, just recorded a song in which the lyrics go: “You got a problem with it? If I want it, I get it now.”
She must not be getting enough dildo and Sam’s getting fed up. I’m surprised Hohan has lasted this long without real penis. This is like her longest relationship. They just may wed someday.
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