Archive for May 14th, 2008
Newlyweds Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon made up for their intimate wedding with a celebration at Six Flags Magic Mountain Theme Park Tuesday evening.
The park was decorated with pink and purple balloons and a banner which read: ‘Mariah and Nick - A Love Story.’
Both Carey, 38, and Cannon, 27, are in the mood to celebrate.
“[Nick's] plan is to have one [wedding] every year,” Carey gushed to Ellen Degeneres Tuesday. “We’re just going to have another one [wedding] next year.”
Mariah and Nick are too cute for words. Hope everything works out when all this lust crap wears off and Nick wakes up next to Mariah’s 45-year-old nipples hanging beside her belly button.

“I feel I get better with age,” the 35-year-old tells the U.K. version of Cosmopolitan.
“I look at pictures of myself when I was 21 and think, ‘Wow, I don’t look so bad,’” she admits. “But I take more care or myself now, so in a way, I feel like I look better than I did then… I feel stronger and more confident.”

It was a nice sunny day in Beverly Hills when Britney Spears rear ended a car on Sunset Blvd.
A lady was driving a red Ford Explorer when Britney hit her. Brit Brit didn’t want to give up another crotch shot or flash her dirty scalp, so she didn’t get out of her car, her bodyguard did.
Britney was stopped at a light and, for some reason, accelerated when the light was still red, hitting the Explorer stopped in front of her, causing minor damage.
WTF, bitch?! Don’t we all mistake a red light for a green one at times, but we double check before hitting the gas. Starbucks doesn’t have half off sales, you don’t gotta race down the road.
tmz
