Look at that back fat! This is good.

I'm not ashamed to admit that I haven't watched a single episode of "America's Next Top Model" this season. But some "plus sized" (size 8 or 10) ho named Whitney Thomson took home the title of future has been.

There's a conspiracy theory that she was approached by the show, never auditioned, and was told to gain weight. I believe it! Tyra picked Jaslene because she's latin and now she FINALLY has a plus sized model who's guaranteed not to find any work.

A naive Whitney told the New York Post,

"I'm not going to lose 50 pounds â€" if someone asks me to do that, I'll go to another [modeling] agency."

Looks like she'll be competing on some Vh1 reality shows within the next eight months.

Whitney's hot, but other Top Model winners who are half her size have been told by agents that they have to lose weight in order to get work. Thank you Tyra for giving these girls false hope. If she really wants to make them famous, she should find them some gigs. Ms. Banks does have industry contacts.