I Think I've Fallen in Love with Paris Hilton

When I first saw this picture, I got a good LOL out of it! Paris Hilton really is an entertainer, the perfect whoretainment you sometimes miss and subconsciously crave.

This is Paris' way of promoting her new fragrance, "Can Can" in London, England.

Does she think she's promoting a female version of Axe? Guys don't even like perfume. The taste is too strong when they lick it and they tell you, 'um, no.' Paris' troll boy Benji probably doesn't mind it, though, it covers up the dead cattle scent she emits whenever she opens her legs before he asks God for forgiveness, in case it's the end, then proceeds.

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