Lauren Conrad leaving L.A.’s STK restaurant last night.Since when has this boring, one-dimensional cry baby looked this happy? She’s getting poked, I tell ya. POKED good. She is dating a brother of one of the “Laguna Beach” cast members. Lauren really does branch out and try new things.
I find it so funny how these Hollywood hos go out to “eat.” You mean, sip slowly and shovel lettuce around on a plate? Or do they have a real meal then quickly head to the bathroom to get rid of it?
“Tony Romo was in town, and he was bar hopping with some buddies of his from Chicago. He had the nerve to put Jessica on speakerphone and talk about their sex life with all his guys listening and laughing at her.
Not only is this girl dumb, but she is completely self conscious about her bedroom skills. After a few too many drinks, he told everyone he and Jessica are over.”
Oh shiz!!! This is worst than your boyfriend having sex with your best friend, then getting oral from your roommate and your boss, then your teacher and your sister! In other words, sucks to be Jessica.
And Tony, you little fucker, if your girl is self conscious about her skillz, teach her, a-hole! What else would you expect from a girl who was waiting until marriage until she was 22?! Jess should just hurry up and get a breast reduction because it’s obvious men just wanna get in her panties and bra, then they’re done.
Fantasia does a bang up job, leaving Simon Cowell at a loss for words while watching Fantasia’s disaster of a performance.
See what happens when you take a baby mama out the hood and give her some funds? She dyes her hair pink, won’t spend money to remove her braces, gains weight and bounces around stage like she won the lottery so she can pay her pimp then take her girls to buffet.
Fantasia, you sucked ass and feet but I still luv ya, hun. Do you!
Lindsay: I’m just going to keep staring at Joel until I figure out what Nicole Richie sees in him.
Joel: Where am I?
Star Magazine claims that Nicole Richie was “crushed” because it seemed that her boyfriend Joel Madden was “more interested in a seductive Lindsay than in spinning records.”
Nicole was immediately alerted to the situation by her arch-frenemy Paris Hilton, who sent her a devastating text message: Lindsay was all over Joel!
“Their heads were practically touching, and he had his leg over hers,” says one onlooker. “Joel has a flirtatious side, and he definitely wasn’t turning her away.”
Making the situation worse, Nicole frantically tried to call Joel, but he wasn’t answering his phone. “He was so zeroed in on Lindsay, he never heard his cell ring,” a friend of the couple tells Star. “Nicole felt so incredibly helpless and upset that she threw her phone against the wall in a rage.”
Um, I really hope Nicole Richie didn’t get upset. Lindsay Hohan is a lesbian and she’s not into troll dick. Nothin’ to worry about.
Since when has this boring, one-dimensional cry baby looked this happy? She’s getting poked, I tell ya. POKED good. She is dating a brother of one of the “Laguna Beach” cast members. Lauren really does branch out and try new things.
