They Don’t Need to Ruin Their Relationship With Marriage

I haven’t been hitched befo, but I’ve heard that the sex comes to a halt, gets boring, calculated, penciled in!

You fight, you fuss, you do boring things together and you start farting during love making sessions. There’s no intimacy left! Then you stop shaving your legs, shower every two days, claim you’re on your period when you’re not and walk outta the room in the middle of conversations.

Then, in Reese’s case, she’s a mother of two, still in contact with her ex. She’s always working on some movie in different locations, then promoting ’em all over the world. Before you know it you’re making PR statements about how you both “simply grew apart” and “remain the best of friends.” - DOOM!

Wait it out first, Reese. Don’t pull a Mariah Carey on us.

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