Tony Romo Says Jessica Simpson Sucks in Bed
“Tony Romo was in town, and he was bar hopping with some buddies of his from Chicago. He had the nerve to put Jessica on speakerphone and talk about their sex life with all his guys listening and laughing at her.
Not only is this girl dumb, but she is completely self conscious about her bedroom skills. After a few too many drinks, he told everyone he and Jessica are over.”
Oh shiz!!! This is worst than your boyfriend having sex with your best friend, then getting oral from your roommate and your boss, then your teacher and your sister! In other words, sucks to be Jessica.
And Tony, you little fucker, if your girl is self conscious about her skillz, teach her, a-hole! What else would you expect from a girl who was waiting until marriage until she was 22?! Jess should just hurry up and get a breast reduction because it’s obvious men just wanna get in her panties and bra, then they’re done.
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