Tony Romo is an A-hole, Part 10 May 16th, 2008
Tony Romo is such a heartless man whore that I should just start off at ‘part 10,’ considering the other stories I reported earlier this week.
One of Tony’s friends, who was rollin’ deep with Tony at his slut bash last weekend, tells The Chicago Times that Tony said his relationship with Jess is “definitely over.”
Isn’t it hilarious how many media outlets are covering Tonygate?! Where are the swarming helicopters and breaking news live streams?
The Cowboy apparently explained he had ”really had it” with being a constant target of the paparazzi and the celebrity press in general, and feels this particular romantic relationship was distracting him from his football career.
In addition, Romo’s friend said the talented QB has been put off by the intrusive style of Joe Simpson, who’s been ”not only telling Jessica every move to make, but now has begun to offer unsolicited advice to Tony on his career, endorsement opportunities and things that have nothing to do with him dating Jessica.”
Ok folks, Tony’s FRIEND gave this interview. How objective do you really think he is? He’s painting a picture that Tony’s a saint, the poor victim of Papa Joe. It’s no secret Papa Joe is nuts, but I don’t think he has anything to do with this break up. Tony just wanted to move on to a new pair of tits.
Furthermore, Romo reportedly was very upset by Simpson’s interview in Glamour magazine where she referred to Romo as her ”future husband” and other on-the-record interviews she has given, saying she wants Romo to be the father to her children.
I’d like to hope that Jess will learn not to talk about her “future husband,” but I don’t expect that much from her. Hang in there, hun, and stop getting piss drunk with your best friend, Cacee Cobb. Get drunk with some new hot men. That’s how you get over this, Jess.
