Selling Out, Exhibit A: Lindsay Lohan’s Leggings Line

Lindsay Lohan also provides whoretainment, because bitch is dumb! No one has been seen in leggings for about the past year, and before that, it was like some 80’s or 90’s trend. Don’t make me think too hard, folks.

But, somehow a little light went off in whore’s head that it would be a great idea to sell a product no one wants to buy. Good luck! Maybe transvestite hookers will buy it, anyone else in Lindsay’s leggings may get arrested by the cops for soliciting sex.

Lindsay Lohan was reportedly dropped from two movies she was supposed to star in: The Manson Girls and Ye Olde Times. As for the Jack Black-starring Ye Olde Times, producer Allison White told E! News, “We have just decided to go our separate ways. We currently have an offer out to another actor.”

Lindsay denies that she was dropped from the films. Meanwhile, her reps say Lindsay already has a jam-packed schedule, including her stint on Ugly Betty and a new comedy called Labor Pains. Lindsay also shot some ads for her new leggings line over the weekend. It’s always important to have a backup plan…