Archive for May 19th, 2008
With no age limit on drinking, a no-alcohol beer brewed especially for dogs has proved a hit for an Australian pet shop. Dog Beer, or DB, was designed by Sydney pet supplies store owner Elise Schumacher after she noticed her own dogs, named Louis and Vuitton, leaping for drops of beer. “The slogan is, ‘Shout your best friend a beer’,” Schumacher said. She added: “I have drunk it. It tastes like beef and smells like beer.”
It’s about damn time they came out with a brew for dogs. I’m tired of Snoop, my alcoholic dog, drinking my shit! Who really wants to take a swig out of a bottle after your dog’s ass tongue has been lapping up your drink? I take my chances. 
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John Mayer’s hung like a donkey CS
Nicole Kidman’s bump is FINALLY showing WIMB
Shiloh & Brad Pitt do some shopping in Cannes CK
Carrie Underwood shows her backwards camel toe IBBB
Are you ready for the American Idol finale? GTS
George Takei is marrying his long time partner DS
Remember Danielle Fishell from Boy meets World? CD
“I don’t want to be my child’s best friend; I want to be a mom. But I do want my child to come to me when they have problems and need to talk, so it’s going to be about treading that line.”
Here comes Mommy Dearest! She’s gonna be beating her kids with wire hangers and making them scrub a clean bathroom before they’re 4 years old.
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Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon will make another trip down the aisle in New York City in few weeks. Mariah can’t call herself a diva and just have one wedding, especially when there wasn’t a huge celeb guest list. Actually, I’m sure the small wedding was all Nick could afford and Mariah will be hit with the bill for the big bash.
“It’s going to be held in New York City in the next six weeks. Picture a wedding on the scale of Liza Minelli’s and you’ll be on the right track,” said the source. Mariah, 38, last week told talk show host Ellen DeGeneres that the second wedding would be next year; and the guests at her secret ceremony in the Bahamas were “mainly people there to do my hair and help me with the dress.”
The source adds, “She wants over 2,000 guests and the budget will be well over $4 million and she’ll have at least 14 bridesmaids.”
All of Mariah’s bridesmaids are probably her stylist and handlers cause the ho couldn’t possibly have real friends! I wouldn’t be surprised if she puts her dog in a dress and has him in her wedding party too.
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Which pop star who has been working hard in the gym should ask for a refund after revealing this craptacular gut? Click below to find out!
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It’s not a good day in Hollywood unless rumors start swirling about a possibly prego celeb and wedding rumors. Seems like if you take a few days off of hitting the bottle, you must be knocked up and ready to get married. At least that’s what they think about Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake!
The two have been dating since January last year and rumours are rife they may already be planning a family. One source said Jessica has not been drinking recently, sparking pregnancy rumours. They added: “Justin is 27 and thinking about marriage and kids.
“For the first time in his life he is feeling settled and has definitely decided to pop the question to Jessica. He is so happy with her. They spent quite a bit of time apart recently when Justin was working with Madonna. That made him certain Jessica was the person he wanted to spend the rest of his life with.”
His No1 choice is the beautiful West Indian island of Mustique. Because it is privately owned by those who live there, he would be able to ban all paparazzi.
His friend added:
“Although Justin has lived his whole life in the public eye, he feels his wedding is the one day that should remain private. To get all his close friends and family to Mustique will cost a fortune. But he can’t put a price on how he feels about Jessica. Then there are the rumours about a baby being on the way.”
I’ve just started seeing Justin’s hotness in the past couple years and now they have to ruin it with some knocked up bitch? Damn you Jessica! Once he marries her and she pops out his kid, his sexy factor is gonna go down about 4 notches in my book.
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Who woulda thought that humping your man in KFC could get you some free food? Well, it wouldn’t work for common folks like you or I, but Rihanna & Chris Brown can surely get free grub for it! After a recent lovey dovey make out session in a Miami area KFC, the food chain’s chief marketing officer is offering them a free meal if they get their freak on in the restaurant again.
The chain’s chief marketing officer, James O’Reilly, has sent the singer a letter reading: “Clearly, like our founder Colonel Sanders, you two know how to kick it up a few degrees. We could feel the heat - literally - in our restaurant that night. So much so that we’d like to invite you and Chris back to any KFC for a free meal.” If they repeat their performance, he promises, “We’ll make a donation to your charity, Believe, which helps underprivileged children.”
James, you should worry more about the six legged chicken you’re serving to patrons and less about celebrity make out sessions. I wonder what they could get for a little butthole bandit action on the front counter?
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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are officially emo husband and wife as they tied the knot over the weekend at Ashlee’s parents’ house. Of course Papa Joe wants it at his crib so he has full control! Hell, he even made Tony Romo show up!
Approximately 150 guests gathered beneath white tents erected on the Simpson property to witness the nondenominational ceremony which was officiated by Joe Simpson himself. Guests included Nicole Richie, who wore a long flowing purple dress, and Joel Madden. Inside the tents the decor was goth rocker: black rugs, white couches with red pillows, black chandeliers and lots of red roses.
The four months pregnant bride wore a Monique Lhuillier dress and a diamond necklace with matching earrings by Neil Lane. Wentz wore a Dior Homme tuxedo. At the request of the couple, all of the guests wore dark colors, such as blue, black or grey.
Big sis and maid of honor Jessica Simpson brought Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo Tony Romo as her date amidst a week of breakup reports. On Friday, a source told Us that “Joe called Tony and asked him to show support for the wedding.”
That’s just pathetic Joe made Tony show up. I don’t blame Tony for getting out of that relationship with Jess, otherwise he probably would’ve been forced to marry Jessica during Ashlee & Pete’s wedding. I hope this wedding is out of true love and not just because Ashlee’s knocked up. You know how to tell if you and your man are meant to be together? If your man is spooning you in bed with his leg on your ass cheeks and you blow out a good fart without him moving an inch… THAT, my friends, is true love.
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Which T.V. legend is a male slut and coke whore? NY Daily News
Critics agree, the new Indiana Jones flick is hot! USA Today
Suri Cruise can’t handle the bottle anymore Us Magazine
Rihanna needs to admit she’s banging Chris Brown Showbiz Spy
Who knew Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt were cheap sluts? TMZ
