KFC's Feelin The Love From Chris Brown & Rihanna

Who woulda thought that humping your man in KFC could get you some free food? Well, it wouldn't work for common folks like you or I, but Rihanna & Chris Brown can surely get free grub for it! After a recent lovey dovey make out session in a Miami area KFC, the food chain's chief marketing officer is offering them a free meal if they get their freak on in the restaurant again.

The chain's chief marketing officer, James O'Reilly, has sent the singer a letter reading: "Clearly, like our founder Colonel Sanders, you two know how to kick it up a few degrees. We could feel the heat - literally - in our restaurant that night. So much so that we'd like to invite you and Chris back to any KFC for a free meal." If they repeat their performance, he promises, "We'll make a donation to your charity, Believe, which helps underprivileged children."

James, you should worry more about the six legged chicken you're serving to patrons and less about celebrity make out sessions. I wonder what they could get for a little butthole bandit action on the front counter?

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