A very pregnant Jessica Alba races to the altar just in time to make it before her baby gets here. Jessica married her favorite nobody, Cash Warren, in a private ceremony yesterday.
Jessica Alba and Cash Warren have gotten married.
The couple quietly wed Monday, says her rep, Brad Cafarelli.
Alba, 27, is expecting a daughter with Warren, 31, this summer.
The couple met while filming Fantastic Four and were engaged last December.
After confirming her pregnancy, Alba says she’s been in “frantic nesting mode,” taking time off from acting to get the house ready for the baby.
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Guess who will be hosting (and ruining) Rock of Love Charm School? - CS
Two major supermarkets were cordoned off by police after a man shocked shoppers by allegedly spraying urine on the food.The raider fired a “foul-smelling substance” - thought to be urine - on meat, salad and fruit.
A 42-year-old man was arrested at the Tesco store on suspicion of causing criminal damage and remains in police custody. One man is thought to be behind both incidents. t
The shops have been sealed off while Environmental Health officers carry out inspections. Witness statements have been taken from several customers who saw the discharge of the liquid.
“The device he was using is described as a kind of tube. Clearly this is a very unusual incident. A man has been arrested and a full investigation is under way. We are appealing for any witnesses who have not already contacted us to come forward.
“The substance is believed to be of no threat to public safety.”
Officers say they have no clues about the motive.
Urine on my meat, salad and fruit sure sounds like a threat to my damn health!
And I’m a moderate germophobe; I can’t eat anything without washing my hands or using sanitizer first. A few more nasty food stories and I’ll be attempting to start growing produce and raising animals so I won’t have to go to the grocery store anymore.
“People think if you’re single, you are incomplete. No. The thing is, I don’t want to be in a relationship that makes me incomplete.”
Gurl, don’t even get me started on all the dumb ass females who go out with losers just so they can say, “I got a man!”
More women need to say, ‘I’m single and that’s okay’ instead of whining about it and having to answer questions revolved around, “WHY?!” Being miserable while in a relationship only makes you feel like the ass that you were once it’s over and you realize everything’s so much better when you’re not dating someone who brings you down.
I was like, Angelina Jolie drug video? Okay. Bor-ring! But this is actually pretty good.
Angie’s high, smiley and intense and it’s like she thinks she’s deep when she talks about her affinity for S&M, accidentally killing her pets and wanting poor kids to have shiny new costumes.
The video is oddly entertaining. The footage is from ‘99 when Angie was 23. Some chick next to her is smoking heroin and Angelina’s in a drug den, but she’s not seen taking drugs during the footage, instead she’s providing insight on a wide range of very important topics. “You’re not supposed to feed your rabbit lettuce?!”
Since I’ve been online checking up on Sen. Edward Kennedy’s status, I thought I’d give some summarized data on his diagnosis.
A cancerous brain tumor caused the seizure Sen. Edward M. Kennedy suffered over the weekend, doctors said Tuesday in a grim diagnosis for one of American politics’ most enduring figures.
Doctors for the Massachusetts Democrat say tests conducted after Kennedy suffered a seizure this weekend show a tumor in his left parietal lobe. Preliminary results from a biopsy of the brain identified the cause of the seizure as a malignant glioma.
His treatment will be decided after more tests but the usual course includes combinations of radiation and chemotherapy.
He remains in good spirits and full of energy,” they said.
Kennedy’s wife and children have been with him each day but have made no public statements.
Malignant gliomas are a type of brain cancer diagnosed in about 9,000 Americans a year — and the most common type among adults. It’s a starting diagnosis: How well patients fare depends on what specific tumor type is determined by further testing.
Average survival can range from less than a year for very advanced and aggressive types — such as glioblastomas — or to about five years for different types that are slower growing.
Kennedy, the second-longest serving member of the Senate and a dominant figure in national Democratic Party politics, was elected in 1962, filling out the term won by his brother, John F. Kennedy.
Ladies, put the ice cream DOWN! How do men deal with a breakup? By turning into friggin’ man whores.
Owen Wilson tried to off himself last August after his split with Kate Wilson, but after they split the second time, he headed straight for a Philly strip club last Thursday where he partied it up with a topless Hudson look-alike. Even better! He got a Kate Hudson look alike and she had tits?! Kate wears like an AAAA cup. Good job, Owen!
“He spent 4½ hours at Rick’s Cabaret and was in an upbeat mood,” one spy said. “He watched the Flyers game, drank beer, and when a parade of 75 half-naked girls caught his eye, he asked for dances from several and definitely had a preference for blondes. He tipped at least one with a $100 bill.”
After the club, the big titty version of Kate “spent some private time” with Owen in a VIP suite. I wonder what was going on in there?
“If he had any problems, you’d never know it. He didn’t seem upset in the least,” the buxom look-alike told us. “People tell me I look like Kate, and it didn’t bother him at all.” Another stacked dancer had a slightly different take. “He seemed to have other things on his mind. Usually, my 36D boobs can hypnotize anyone - but his mind was elsewhere,” she said.
A slutty Owen is better than a suicidal Owen. Whatever works.
Yesterday Brody Jenner’s dad says that he wants Brody to settle down and get married, claiming that Frankie Delgado and Spencer Pratt are a “bad influence” because “He’s been brought down by all his friends. It’s not really him.”
Today Spencer fired back saying,
“That’s a bold statement for someone who only decided to try and be Brody’s father after Brody got famous. He should focus more on trying to be a father and worry less about Brody’s influences. Brody’s doing just fine.”
Bruce Jenner knows nothing about his pretty boy, man whore son, Brody. If Spencer does have an influence on Brody, it’s a positive one. Spencer’s into monogamy. He’s obsessed with Heidi Montag and he’s been with her silicone ass for like almost 2 years now.
