Ladies, put the ice cream DOWN! How do men deal with a breakup? By turning into friggin’ man whores.
Owen Wilson tried to off himself last August after his split with Kate Wilson, but after they split the second time, he headed straight for a Philly strip club last Thursday where he partied it up with a topless Hudson look-alike. Even better! He got a Kate Hudson look alike and she had tits?! Kate wears like an AAAA cup. Good job, Owen!
“He spent 4½ hours at Rick’s Cabaret and was in an upbeat mood,” one spy said. “He watched the Flyers game, drank beer, and when a parade of 75 half-naked girls caught his eye, he asked for dances from several and definitely had a preference for blondes. He tipped at least one with a $100 bill.”
After the club, the big titty version of Kate “spent some private time” with Owen in a VIP suite. I wonder what was going on in there?
“If he had any problems, you’d never know it. He didn’t seem upset in the least,” the buxom look-alike told us. “People tell me I look like Kate, and it didn’t bother him at all.” Another stacked dancer had a slightly different take. “He seemed to have other things on his mind. Usually, my 36D boobs can hypnotize anyone – but his mind was elsewhere,” she said.
A slutty Owen is better than a suicidal Owen. Whatever works.