Pete Wentz Says There’s a Pre-Nup

Life & Style has pics of Ashlee and Pete’s wedding invite and their parting gift - a damn cookie.Pete was on the radio this morning, talking about his wedding and basement honeymoon.

“We have signed a pre-nup,” the newlywed rocker admitted on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show Tuesday. (Ashlee was alseep, he said.)He said “she legally is a Wentz … I don’t know what she’ll do with her stage name, that’s up to her. She hasn’t decided that.”

He said they’re skipping out on a honeymoon (for now) and have been hanging out in their basement in L.A.
“We got some blow-up palm trees,” Wentz said. “A little fake-n-bake tanning booth.

“We’re eating DiGiorno’s pizza, getting in that tanning oven every once in a while, it’s great.

“It’s gonna look like we’re on that private jet,” he added. “We’re gonna save that 30 grand, you know?”

So how is married life?

“I feel great!” he said. “It is sunny and 65 in my head.”

Wentz still refused to confirm Simpson’s pregnancy.

When Seacrest asked why they decided to wed now, Wentz replied,

“I get the backdoor question you’re asking me, but it’s been something we’ve been planning for a long time. I gave her a promise ring four months ago. Ryan, this baby has not been confirmed. The only thing I’m confirming now is that we’re in the basement on our honeymoon with these blow-up palm trees.”

I never knew Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson were such cheap ass muthafuckas! They gave their guests a cookie as a gift, wanna save money by not going on a honeymoon, eat frozen pizza, and have turned their basement into a makeshift island with plastic palm trees. They’re made for each other, it’s gonna last.

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