The Pink Stinger, a stun gun creatively disguised as a tampon…except for the buttons, prods and high voltage. This weapon of mass absorption aims to target a niche market consumer, that being the tampon wielding women who desire private and discreet security in a friendly familiar package.
The Pink Stinger packs 50,000 volts of power at your finger tips. Because it is an advanced stun gun, you do have the option of stun capabilities with a simple click of a switch.
Optimal target range for the stun gun is 7-10 feet with a maximum of 14 feet. Absorbency range of tampon is 6-9 grams.
*This product strictly for use in accordance with country or state laws. Need not be female or menstruating to use effectively. Tampon stun gun to be used for security purposes only or in self defense. It is not intended nor recommended for vaginal insertion.
I’m guessing this is a joke, probably written by some sexist a-hole, but it did get my attention.
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Scam artist takes Ellen DeGeneres fans for a ride.
A con artist has cashed in on Ellen DeGeneres’ wedding news by setting up a hoax gift registry at top store Crate & Barrel. DeGeneres revealed her plans to wed partner Portia De Rossi during her daytime show.
The comic joked that the couple’s gift list would be with Crate & Barrel and one hoaxer chose to use the line to deceive gullible fans.
She says, “I was joking when I released a statement saying we registered at Crate & Barrel. Some scam artist tried to take advantage of that and register and said the gifts are going to be sent to me and some people started already buying gifts… and sending (them to) this person.”
DeGeneres insists she and De Rossi do not want wedding gifts.
That’s icy cold but it’s also kind of brilliant! And wrong. I believe in karma. But wtf is this about Ellen and her future wifey not wanting wedding gifts? What kind of lesbian wedding is this! I thought you wanted equality, Ellen? Have a damn wedding just like straight folks do - for the gifts, insurance and tax write-off. Shit.
On the marriage Jay-Z and their friends were lying about:
“I don’t deny it (the wedding). I just don’t talk about it. We’ve never talked about us and it’s kind of protected our relationship. I think it’s kept us out of tabloid drama. A lot of actresses that have had successful relationships don’t talk about them, so neither do I.”
“I’m a recovering alcoholic,” the actress, 43, tells Health. “I’ve never hid it, but I’ve been sober the whole time I’ve been famous, so it wasn’t like I had to go to rehab publicly.”
She says “it’s caused a lot of confusion out in the world. I get sent many a Cosmo! I never drink them.
“I believe [alcoholism] is a disease. I don’t think you can mess with it.”
She says people used to say to her “‘Couldn’t you just have one glass of champagne?’
“And I would say, ‘No,’” Davis recalls. “I’m doing well. I still have occasional bad days. Why risk it?”
This revelation is just like the Kristin Davis blowjob pictures. It’s always the innocent looking ones who are the wildest.
I’m shocked! Charlotte, you say what? Sex and the City, The Movie hits theaters May 30th. Bitch knows how to promote.
It’s been a long running rumor that Mel B is a nymph, and she pretty much confirms it saying,
“If there was an Olympic sport for anything, I’d win gold for sex. I’ve always felt sexy. I’ve never looked in the mirror and moaned about the way I look… Me and Stefan have a pretty hot sex life, and I admit I look quite good in my underwear.”
Mel is putting her smokin’ hot body to good use! Now this is a MILF. She looked great before her two daughters, and she looks great after her two daughters. Ms. B has always felt sexy because she has curves for days, but her confidence is even sexier.
I’m tryna figure out wtfug is going on with this bitch. I think her face is preggers. It’s bloated as hell.
All the tabs have been saying Britney Spears “lost 15 pounds” and we’ve seen her at the gym every single day for a while, but it looks like Brit Brit’s gaining weight!
She’s probably one of those dumb sluts who thinks she can eat ice cream and nachos then hit the gym for 30 minutes and her gut will magically disappear.
She really is beautiful, isn’t she? I’m starting to wonder how she landed Kevin Federline. It’s that bad.
Back from her Costa Rica vacation,Britney Spears joins pal George Maloof for dinner Tuesday at West Hollywood hot spot Il Sole. The pop star happily sipped on a soda and chatted with friends at their table in the restaurant’s back corner.
One day after quietly tying the knot, Jessica Alba and Cash Warren step out Tuesday at the Celebration of Mentoring Awards and Gala at the Beverly Hills Hotel, where Warren and pal Baron Davis were honored. The two received the humanitarian award for producing the documentary Made in America about gang violence in L.A.
I dunno how many of y’all will agree with me, but I don’t think John Mayer was being an ass. I think John saying, ‘it’ll cost you $10′ was his was of saying eff off. That was his fan’s cue to say, ’sorry’ or ‘nevermind.’
I’ve learned a lot from stalking celebs. After one too many security guards have shoved me in the tits, I no longer approach them if they’re on their cell.
These days it’s tacky to ask for an autograph anyway, have some class. First ya gotta smile from ear to ear. It’s cheesy but sweet, give a creative compliment or two, then offer a free blowjob. It may get you more than some ink on what, your grocery store receipt?
The Pink Stinger packs 50,000 volts of power at your finger tips. Because it is an advanced stun gun, you do have the option of stun capabilities with a simple click of a switch. 
