John Mayer Charges a Fan $10 For a Picture With Him

I dunno how many of y'all will agree with me, but I don't think John Mayer was being an ass. I think John saying, 'it'll cost you $10' was his was of saying eff off. That was his fan's cue to say, 'sorry' or 'nevermind.'

I've learned a lot from stalking celebs. After one too many security guards have shoved me in the tits, I no longer approach them if they're on their cell.

These days it's tacky to ask for an autograph anyway, have some class. First ya gotta smile from ear to ear. It's cheesy but sweet, give a creative compliment or two, then offer a free blowjob. It may get you more than some ink on what, your grocery store receipt?