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*** In the post below, I’ve asked, or am begging for your 2 cents on what makes men cheat on hot women. I’d LOVE to hear from you. ALL comments will be posted tomorrow, just click the “contact” tab at the top of POTP. Thank ya in advance. 
Men, now’s your turn to make yourselves sound like misrepresented angels.
This fugly ass bitch ruined Shania Twain’s marriage. DOWNGRADE!
We got a Heather Locklear & Denise Richards situation on our hands. Shania Twain’s hubby was making sex with her close friend. Shania’s husband and his skank homewrecker whore have both left their spouses and are currently screwing right now! I’m being literal, folks. Cheaters are nymphos.
Sources close to the singer say she is reeling from a double betrayal – not only by her husband of 14 years, music producer Robert “Mutt” Lange, but by a woman she considered a close friend.
Lange’s relationship with Marie-Anne Thiébaud, 37, a longtime secretary and house manager at Twain and Lange’s estate in Switzerland, was behind the breakup, say several sources familiar with the situation.
“Mutt and Marie-Anne left their spouses for each other and are still in a relationship,” says one source.
“Their two families would vacation and spend holidays together,” says the source. “Shania considered Marie-Anne one of her best friends.”
After the separation was announced Lange denied that he was in a relationship, saying, “It’s not true.”
Whatever the reason, Twain “is devastated,” says the insider. “This came out of left field.”
I remember listening to a Howard Stern show forever ago when he was saying women need to have fat ugly friends if they don’t want their husbands to cheat with their friends. So. Damn. True.
DAMN, I wish I had comments for this one, but I wanna throw out my billionth random thoughts on dis shit. Is it just me, or are gorgeous women frequently cheated on? Halle Berry, Shania Twain, Christie Brinkley, Carrie Underwood, me! Haha. It’s like beautiful women are cheated on at a higher rate than unattractive bitches. I know cheating isn’t about looks, and it’s a complicated issue. Some are in it for the emotional connection, others do it for the physical connection.
Q: Is it that the boyfriends and husbands of the unattractive women think they can’t get anyone hotter, so they don’t even bother? Why bang a second Rosie O’Donnell when you already have one at home?
Q: And is it that the guys with the hot girls, of course, wouldn’t mind banging more hot women or even less attractive women because the more the merrier, because they’ve already landed a hot chick.
If you’d care to share your thoughts, email me please by clicking the “CONTACT” tab at the top of the page. I’d LOVE to hear what you have to say about this (and I WILL POST YOUR COMMENTS tomorrow!) I seriously may lose sleep over this. I must know the answer!
Any hot and fug girls available for research? Heh.
Hit me up yo.
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When Nick Cannon was dragged away by wife Mariah Carey from Foxwoods, where he was hanging with Sean Combs and Quincy Jones, it wasn’t to join her in bed.
Carey wanted her new hubby to keep her company at a photo shoot for Elle magazine, according to insiders. “Nick came running to her side very early Sunday morning and stayed with her until 5:30 a.m. when they wrapped,” said the source.
Mimi, your man is not your personal assistant. Nick doesn’t wanna watch your photo shoot, he wants you to cook, eff him, then make dessert.
One baby tops! Heh. I’m not even gonna assign any number of years to how long this marriage will last. Nick’s gonna stick around as long as he needs to in order for Mariah to cut him thick child support checks. I give it one baby tops, but he may pull a Kevin Federline and knock her up like 1 month after the first baby gets out.
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Natalie Portman, in town serving as a juror for the Cannes International Film Festival, keeps hold of beau Devendra Banhart as the couple enjoy a walk abroad with their petite pooch Wednesday.
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Daddy Dude never passes up on the opportunity to party it up with the well to do so he can find rich bitches to impregnate.
Kevin Federline was sporting some fresh facial pubes last night in LA.
Similar to his ex-wife, Ms. Spears, Daddy Dude’s face is also preggers. If only playing video games and smoking weed would get you a six pack, Daddy Douche would probably have a 14 pack by now. Wii now offers a workout video game! I saw it on The Today Show and I predict it will be mine within a few months. K-Fed’s well fed ass should pick one up.
But seriously, it’s good to see Kevin smiling. Things must have honestly been rough when Brit Brit was braless and boozin’ every night. Please, start rapping again SOON.
Kevin Federline and Brody Jenner do some male bonding Wednesday at the Maxim Hot 100 party at the Paramount Pictures Studio Lot in L.A. Also on hand to celebrate the hotness: Nick Lachey, Lauren Conrad, Audrina Patridge and Vince Vaughn.
The cute, hot, sexy ex-girlfriend of Whore Mayer, Minka Kelly, was spotted at the 36th annual Fifi fragrance awards. Minka kind of reminds me of Gossip Girl’s Leighton. They’re both gorgeous. Her dress was made for a necklace, other than that, she looks flawless.
With hair, Cameron diaz is fug. Without hair, she looks like a baked conehead. And y’all thought Britney looked like shit when she was bald. Her head is so damn huge.
Cameron Diaz reveals a striking new look – a bald cap! – while filming a scene Wednesday for My Sister’s Keeper on the Santa Monica Pier. In the film, Diaz plays a mother who shaves her head in solidarity with her daughter who has leukemia.
Ellen DeGeneres knows how to hold it down! She brought Republican Presidential nominee John McCain on her talk show, which airs today, to discuss gay marriage. The two don’t exactly agree.
I gots the video and the excerpts after the jump. I love Ellen! She throws in a little joke at the end. That’s how you argue, smoothe out your attacks with some punchlines. (more…)
