It’s The Return of Daddy Dude, This Time With Facial Pubes

Daddy Dude never passes up on the opportunity to party it up with the well to do so he can find rich bitches to impregnate.
Kevin Federline was sporting some fresh facial pubes last night in LA.

Similar to his ex-wife, Ms. Spears, Daddy Dude’s face is also preggers. If only playing video games and smoking weed would get you a six pack, Daddy Douche would probably have a 14 pack by now. Wii now offers a workout video game! I saw it on The Today Show and I predict it will be mine within a few months. K-Fed’s well fed ass should pick one up.

But seriously, it’s good to see Kevin smiling. Things must have honestly been rough when Brit Brit was braless and boozin’ every night. Please, start rapping again SOON.

Kevin Federline and Brody Jenner do some male bonding Wednesday at the Maxim Hot 100 party at the Paramount Pictures Studio Lot in L.A. Also on hand to celebrate the hotness: Nick Lachey, Lauren Conrad, Audrina Patridge and Vince Vaughn.