Archive for May 27th, 2008
A lovers spat ends with a man missing his finger. It happened in Hutchison, Kan., over the weekend.
The woman apparently didn’t like her husband shaking his finger at her during a heated argument and bit the tip of it off. It’s still missing. Police think the 45-year-old Hutchison woman swallowed it.
Police said Adelghun Johnson hit her husband, David Johnson three times, and then he went to push her away, She grabbed his right hand and bit the tip of the index finger off at the first joint.
Police couldn’t find the fingertip and the woman wouldn’t fess up. She was arrested on suspicion of aggravated battery. She was released early Sunday on $5,000 bond.
I guess they won’t be having sex for a while. Why would you bite off your man’s finger anyway? Fingers are good for a few things, ya know. Just hide his porn stash and cancel the internet and cable. Ha! I sound like a crazy Scorpio.
Kansas City Fox News
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Yes, it’s possible. She’s getting worse - CS
I love it! - CK
Introducing “the new K-Fed” - SOW
Beat ‘em and smile - AB
Kim Kardashian’s sexy new pics - GB
Why don’t more people talk about her sexy ass? - IBBB
The new 90210 is gonna be trash. Tori Spelling’s fug joins the cast - DS
Lindsay Lohan wore her whore dress, has another upskirt - ND
Looks good? - PB
But I will post.
Amy Winehouse, the fug trainwreck who reminds me to take a shower whenever I see her, was photographed wearing a diaper/maxi pad/ plastic bag/ tape between her legs. (more…)
On being a former man whore:
”I was going out night to night, having a different woman in my bed every time I chose, and I began to wonder: Am I really being a playa or am I a whore?”
”I was exposed to the lifestyle of a young, fly A&R who was the man in New York. He took me to clubs. I was around women. It was like swagger camp. I said, So this is what I do when I finally make it…. But you have to be very careful about what you allow your kids to be around or see. I’m a product of the environment.”
‘I was just looking for good times. In the club. Not living right. This woman. That woman. Uncertain. Unsure…. But there does come a time when you start thinking, Who’s gonna love me and take care of me when I’m down? Who’s gonna care about making sure that I’m okay? I need a companion. Damn.”
Gwen Stefani’s spoiled brat, Kingston Rossdale, turned 2 years old. They celebrated the day with Kate Beckingsale and her daughter.
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Did you watch it? Is Thing 2 his lucky lady? Video after the jump … (more…)
Whoppi Goldberg’s rep confirmed that Christian Siriano will be designing Whoppi Goldberg’s dress for the Tony Awards.
As we’ve seen from Project Runway and Kimberly Locke’s American Idol dress, Christian does not know how to dress big girls, so this should be interesting.
“I am dressing Whoopi Goldberg for the Tonys,” Siriano revealed the other night at the Declare Yourself and American Eagle celebrity T-shirt launch in Los Angeles.
Reps for the Tonys and Goldberg confirmed Siriano’s latest gig.
Christian can finally redeem himself and prove that he can actually dress big girls, if he really can. I can’t wait to see what he’ll do for Whoopi, but considering how masculine she is, he should just make her a hawt pant suit and call it a day. You can do it, Christian. 
The Tonys will be handed out at Radio City Hall in New York City June 15 and telecast live on CBS.
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As you all know, I shared with you the announcement of my newborn son, Xavier Kingston Joiner, on May 15th and also informed you that he was born prematurely. Well, this week was extremely difficult for him because his lungs were not strong enough to handle regular oxygen on his own.
Xavier passed away this morning at 3:30 a.m. and I must tell you this; it is unnatural for a parent to bury a child. I am telling you this because of the same reason I tell you when I’m having a great time — life is too short to be fake. (more…)
Michael Lohan said he knows Lindsay Lohan is a born again lesbian. He claims, after the photos of Lindsay and Samantha getting cozy, their relationship “is evident to anyone with half a brain.”
Mikey Lohan also said that
“Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn’t want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.”
He added that Lindsay, 21, “is a big girl, and she can make her own life choices. Then it is between her and God,” the paparazzi and the media!
I wonder if Lindsay’s dumb fans will try out some puss now that their idol switched teams. I’m still in shock over Samantha and Lindsay and I will never get over it. Ever! Ever! Nope!
I can’t believe a professional dick rider like Lindsay is now eating out. Samantha is gonna be the hottest commodity ever after they split. She’s set for life. Every straight and lesbian chick is gonna wanna piece of her action.
