I Wish I Could Say This Picture is Cute

Honestly, I do. I wanna. But if I did, I would be lying. Pete Wentz is one immature fucker. That may be how he got his ho pregnant in the first place. Will Pete be like, 'I'm gonna put guyliner on my son, then feed him some beer because that would be funny. And who needs to be burped? He's just gonna spit up anyway! Hahahaha!'

I pray for this poor baby.

Ashlee Simpson blows hubby Pete Wentz's cover as he playfully hides while leaving a friend's party on Monday in Los Angeles. The newlyweds just returned from a trip to New York after honeymooning in Turks and Caicos.