Michael Lohan Weighs in on Lezzy Lindsay

Michael Lohan said he knows Lindsay Lohan is a born again lesbian. He claims, after the photos of Lindsay and Samantha getting cozy, their relationship "is evident to anyone with half a brain."

Mikey Lohan also said that

"Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn't want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false."

He added that Lindsay, 21, "is a big girl, and she can make her own life choices. Then it is between her and God," the paparazzi and the media!

I wonder if Lindsay's dumb fans will try out some puss now that their idol switched teams. I'm still in shock over Samantha and Lindsay and I will never get over it. Ever! Ever! Nope!

I can't believe a professional dick rider like Lindsay is now eating out. Samantha is gonna be the hottest commodity ever after they split. She's set for life. Every straight and lesbian chick is gonna wanna piece of her action.