Archive for May 28th, 2008

Man Paints With His Tongue

May 28th, 2008

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At first I was thinking, ‘Yuck! What a dumbass’ but then I read the rest of the article, and now I think he’s really dedicated and talented and weird as hell.

“I always go for something different. So, first I tried to paint with nose, but noticed that few are already doing it. So, I thought of giving my tongue a try and succeeded. Many newspapers reported it. I got a good response. Then, I made it a regular practice,” said Ani K.

When Ani first started out, he used to get severe headaches and body aches everytime he tried painting with his tongue. But he persevered and soon got over that.

Taking about 5 months to complete, he has made an 8 foot painting of Leonardo da Vinci’s The Last Supper. He usually finishes one painting in three to four days. In the future he plans to hold an art gallery at his house featuring 150 of his tongue paintings.

Tongue painting video after the jump!

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  • STRAIGHT FUG! But I do kind of like it - CK
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  • Something tells me Kid Rock thinks he’s a good catch. WHY?! - GB
  • Why couldn’t she get burnt with some cooking oil? - SOW
  • Britney Spears does Julia Roberts - RR
  • What happens when Ashley Olsen is forced to shower? - ND
  • Posh and her cutie - DS
  • Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie get stabbed in the back - PB
  • IBBB’s hilarious Harriet Carter post - IBBB

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George Clooney Dumps Sarah Larson

May 28th, 2008

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George Clooney told his ho she’s got to go. Hollywood’s hunky actor allegedly ended his year long relationship with Ms. Larson because of their differences.

Sarah has since moved out of his home and she didn’t even get sperminated. I can’t imagine what she’s going through right now. Sarah was holding the lottery ticket, but she didn’t cash it in. Tragic.

“George is relieved to be single again,” says an insider. “He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her.”
George, 47, and Sarah struggled to make their relationship work because of their different backgrounds.

“The truth is that they had little in common and he just doesn’t want to be tied down,” explains the insider. George’s rep told In Touch: “I can only confirm that we have never commented on George’s personal life.”

Well, I like that reason for a breakup! It’s not any, “they just grew apart” nonsense. It’s just that one of ‘em likes to eat at Red Lobster while the other prefers Sizzler. Yep, that’s as high end as I can think of, Red Lobster, baby! One’s an accomplished Oscar winner, the other worked as a ho in Vegas. The split makes sense to me.


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Hilary Duff’s Boob Job?

May 28th, 2008

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Hilary Duff can’t seem to ditch the titty job rumors. Did she or didn’t she, whatcha think?

I need to see more pics. This rumor cracks me up. I don’t think men know that when it’s our time of the month, our boobs get bigger. Or maybe they do know, but how quickly bloggers forget. Menstruation coupled with a good push up bra, like, I like to take my water padding from Victoria’s Secret bras, remove it from the bra and place 2, not 1, pads in each bra cup! Us chicks have tricks, and it doesn’t mean we’ve been under the knife.

I’m going with, ‘nope!’ no boob job. Or at least I’d hope Hilary would go a little bigger than that.

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David Cook and Kimberly Caldwell are Dating

May 28th, 2008

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Kimberly Caldwell, the fun loving American Idol contestant turned TV Guide channel host, is now banging American Idol winner, David Cook.

Kimmy interviews and reports on all things Idol, among other topics, so she was well versed on who David Cook is, and how could she resist? Guitar players are sexy. Being the creative skank that she is, she decided to move in on his peen, not missing an opportunity to date an up and coming rockstar.

American Idol champ David Cook and season two alum Kimberly Caldwell are making sweet music together.On Tuesday’s Live With Regis and Kelly, he revealed that they recently went on a date after meeting through the hit Fox show.

Asked if he had a good time, Cook, 25, said, “I did. We’ll probably hang out again. So we’ll see.”

I really enjoyed watching Kim compete on the show years ago. She’s so fun. Such a damn skank, she is, which, of course, makes me a fan. I like chicks who bang the people they work with. It just means you have standards and prefer men who are employed. It’s actually respectable.

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Mariah Carey Isn’t Cut Out For Sports

May 28th, 2008

Photo of Mariah Carey Isnt Cut Out For SportsPhoto of Mariah Carey Isnt Cut Out For SportsMariah Carey threw the first pitch at the Yomiuri Giant and Rakuten Golden Eagles game at Japan’s Tokyo Dome.

Excuse my sexism, but Mariah throws like a girl! Just look at the way she’s flicking her wrist and fingers. Notice her staring at the ball. It’s like she’s trying to move it with her mind. Mimi’s like, ‘I can’t believe it moved!’ Too bad the ball began dropping as soon as she threw it.

When I saw this pic, I wanted to see her whole body because you KNOW bitch is rockin’ some 5 inch heels on the field. And guess what? I browsed the net and I was right. Mariah’s in heels. (more…)


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Weezer’s “Pork and Beans” Video

May 28th, 2008

Cameo appearances by Daddy Dude, Chris Crocker, the Miss South Carolina ditz and Tay Zonday of “Chocolate Rain” fame.


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Celebrity Justice

May 28th, 2008

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Gary Dourdan, best known for his role on CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, pleaded guilty to counts of cocaine and Ecstasy possession during his arraignment Wednesday in Indio, Calif.

Dressed in a navy blue suit, light blue shirt and matching striped tie, Dourdan casually flashed the peace sign as he left court, got into the back of a waiting car and drove away.

He was charged with three counts of felony drug possession following his April 28 early-morning arrest in Palm Springs, Calif. The heroin count was dismissed.

“As a result of today’s proceedings, Gary has been given diversion (a drug treatment program),” his lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley said outside the Lawson Justice Center. “He very much regrets what happened and he’s very embarrassed by what occurred, but he’s looking forward to moving on and getting back to work.”

Dourdan had faced up to 3 years and 8 months based on the charges filed against him. Instead, he faces no prison time, but must complete the 16-class drug program.

Holley added: “He is very grateful to the court for being understanding and giving him an opportunity to resolve the issue and move forward.”

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Who Knew Shiloh Could Speak Full Sentences?

May 28th, 2008

Photo of Who Knew Shiloh Could Speak Full Sentences?By the looks of the cover, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt gives Life & Style magazine her first interview. In Life & Style’s world premiere exclusive, Shiloh discusses her favorite cartoons, snacks, dolls, bedtime, and why she feels so alone. Shiloh reveals that Angelina Jolie is a bad mother because “Mommy’s knocked up again!” Shiloh says, right before eating an Oreo and sipping her milk. Then the blonde toddler grabbed her cell and speed dialed her driver to hurry up with the limo because she wants a nap.

Gawd.

Shiloh either gave an exclusive interview, or Life & Style has the power to read the mind of a 2-year-old.


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