George Clooney Dumps Sarah Larson

George Clooney told his ho she’s got to go. Hollywood’s hunky actor allegedly ended his year long relationship with Ms. Larson because of their differences.

Sarah has since moved out of his home and she didn’t even get sperminated. I can’t imagine what she’s going through right now. Sarah was holding the lottery ticket, but she didn’t cash it in. Tragic.

“George is relieved to be single again,” says an insider. “He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her.”
George, 47, and Sarah struggled to make their relationship work because of their different backgrounds.

“The truth is that they had little in common and he just doesn’t want to be tied down,” explains the insider. George’s rep told In Touch: “I can only confirm that we have never commented on George’s personal life.”

Well, I like that reason for a breakup! It’s not any, “they just grew apart” nonsense. It’s just that one of ‘em likes to eat at Red Lobster while the other prefers Sizzler. Yep, that’s as high end as I can think of, Red Lobster, baby! One’s an accomplished Oscar winner, the other worked as a ho in Vegas. The split makes sense to me.

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