Angelina Jolie did NOT Give Birth
May 30th, 2008
I thought I smelt some fish. Damn.
Contrary to a flurry of recent reports that Angelina Jolie has delivered her twins, PEOPLE can confirm it is not true.
“Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France,” a rep for the actress tells PEOPLE.
I think most of us bloggers didn’t really believe this rumor, we just wanted to. She’s giving birth to twins and she’s not that big yet, the actual babies shouldn’t be here for at least a few months. Thank Gawd. Those tots would have been premature.
Anywho, it was a rumor. I can seriously let out a good fart of relief because I didn’t really wanna post other news until I found out if everyone was healthy and happy.
Let’s get on with it now…
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