Don’t Block The Cock
I love rumors like these.
Jessica Simpson is trying to cock block Jennifer Aniston.
The wannabe country singer, who is currently dating American football star Tony Romo, was said to be jealous that her ex-boyfriend Mayer is dating the Friends star, but sources claim the green-eyed monster people are seeing is actually just concern.
A source says via Transworld News: “Jessica wants Jen to be aware of what she’s letting herself get into with John. She doesn’t want her to make the same mistakes. John is a ladies man.”
Others are also letting the rocker’s true colours be known, with a friend of Mayer adding: “He’ll spend every waking minute talking to someone and spending time with them and then move on to the next girl,” said the friend.
Maybe this isn’t a rumor. Jessica’s not the brightest bulb in the Home Depot. It is possible that she’d try to come between Jen and some good peen. Dumb bitch. Women never listen when you try to warn them about their man. And Jen probably prays to the gods ever hour, thanking them for her Jon Jon.
If Jen wants to mess with John Mayer that’s her business. Jess needs to stay out of their relationship. She’s starting to lose her shit i.e. Papa Joe’s tactics are starting to rub off on her. Scary.
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