Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson at P. Diddy’s Cannes yacht party last night.

I don’t think it’s a stretch if I say Lindsay Lohan has never looked happier than she does when she’s with her girlfriend Samantha Ronson.In fact, Lindsay actually looked really gorgeous and her hair isn’t even dark. I also like her whore dress. Whores know how to rock the whore dresses just right, with confidence. You can’t go skank and then tug on your shit all night because you don’t want an upskirt. Instead you wear short skirts and dresses, then bend over. That’s how you do it. And her heels are cute too.

I can’t hate. This is true lust and I’m happy for the both of them!