May 2008 News Archive (Page 11)

This marriage is doomed! Papa Joe continues his reign of cockblocking, has a bachelor party with Pete where he probably gave suggestions on how to make Ashlee orgasm on their wedding night.

Pete Wentz and Joe Simpson dined with a few of Wentz's pals at the paparazzi hot spot Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills for a two-hour guys-only bachelor dinner.

Beer and wine were in steady supply at the table, and the tab, totaling nearly $1,000, was magnanimously picked up by the future father-in-law.

The group left the photographer-swarmed eatery after 11 p.m.

"I'm a happy camper," Simpson said as he made his departure. Wentz, meanwhile, eschewed questions about his rapidly forthcoming nuptials, instead joking that the group spent the night discussing the finer points of his facial hair.

When asked what he and Simpson discussed, the Fall Out Boy quipped that the patriarch was "only concerned with my mustache."

Papa Joe wants Pete to shave his mustache so it won't tickle Ashlee's vag when he gives her oral. Nasty Joe just has to get in the middle of everything! Poor Pete.

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Lindsay Lohan also provides whoretainment, because bitch is dumb! No one has been seen in leggings for about the past year, and before that, it was like some 80's or 90's trend. Don't make me think too hard, folks.

But, somehow a little light went off in whore's head that it would be a great idea to sell a product no one wants to buy. Good luck! Maybe transvestite hookers will buy it, anyone else in Lindsay's leggings may get arrested by the cops for soliciting sex.

Lindsay Lohan was reportedly dropped from two movies she was supposed to star in: The Manson Girls and Ye Olde Times. As for the Jack Black-starring Ye Olde Times, producer Allison White told E! News, "We have just decided to go our separate ways. We currently have an offer out to another actor."

Lindsay denies that she was dropped from the films. Meanwhile, her reps say Lindsay already has a jam-packed schedule, including her stint on Ugly Betty and a new comedy called Labor Pains. Lindsay also shot some ads for her new leggings line over the weekend. It's always important to have a backup plan...

I can't blame this on Photoshop, Ashanti is gorgeous. Since when did she get hot overnight? She's not overtly sexy, she's what they call a cutie. A shawty. Ashanti has such a youthful look. Great pics.

As you know, I'm on California/ Pacific time, so I just got done watching The New Kids on the Block on the Today show. Joey is HAWT as hell, there was no way I was watching him perform on a small computer screen.

They need vocal training, or the Today show needs to fix their mics or sumthin' but I don't even feel like a New Kids on the Block performance is about their vocal strength or harmony. It's about memories. These guys were HUGE way back, and who doesn't love a comeback? They're like the only boy band around right now, and once again, Joey is sexy as hell! I'll be tuning into all their televised performances.

Keep trying to sing, New Kids on the Block! Us horny sluts love ya. :) I wonder if gay guys think they're hawt too?

Other videos:
New kids sing Summertime
Tonight
Interview

It's about time for this rumor to come out, we were waiting for it, Adnan.

Adnan Ghalib, the paparazzo turned Britney's ex-lover, is shopping a sex tape around. The footage is from a Rosarita, Mexico trip taken in January.

"The video starts with Britney undressing," said the insider. "She was wearing some cheap clothes that she bought down there in Rosarito. The sex wasn't particularly kinky but Britney wears a pink wig throughout. At one point in the tape Adnan asks the singer to remove the pink bob but she refused. "Adnan tells her to take it off at one point and she says coyly, 'Take what off? There's nothing left to take off.'"

This is true!!! That sounds exactly like something Brit Brit would say.

The tape is expected to be one of the highest selling sex tapes, outselling Paris Hilton's.

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Tony Romo is such a heartless man whore that I should just start off at 'part 10,' considering the other stories I reported earlier this week.

One of Tony's friends, who was rollin' deep with Tony at his slut bash last weekend, tells The Chicago Times that Tony said his relationship with Jess is "definitely over."

Isn't it hilarious how many media outlets are covering Tonygate?! Where are the swarming helicopters and breaking news live streams?

The Cowboy apparently explained he had ''really had it'' with being a constant target of the paparazzi and the celebrity press in general, and feels this particular romantic relationship was distracting him from his football career.

In addition, Romo's friend said the talented QB has been put off by the intrusive style of Joe Simpson, who's been ''not only telling Jessica every move to make, but now has begun to offer unsolicited advice to Tony on his career, endorsement opportunities and things that have nothing to do with him dating Jessica.''

Ok folks, Tony's FRIEND gave this interview. How objective do you really think he is? He's painting a picture that Tony's a saint, the poor victim of Papa Joe. It's no secret Papa Joe is nuts, but I don't think he has anything to do with this break up. Tony just wanted to move on to a new pair of tits.

Furthermore, Romo reportedly was very upset by Simpson's interview in Glamour magazine where she referred to Romo as her ''future husband'' and other on-the-record interviews she has given, saying she wants Romo to be the father to her children.

I'd like to hope that Jess will learn not to talk about her "future husband," but I don't expect that much from her. Hang in there, hun, and stop getting piss drunk with your best friend, Cacee Cobb. Get drunk with some new hot men. That's how you get over this, Jess.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt brought their hot asses to the red carpet at Cannes to promote Angelina's new film, "Kung Fu Panda." Whenever these two grace the red carpet, orgasms happen. Multiple orgasms. Then every blogger uploads about half a dozen pics and mentions how god damn gorgeous they are. I'm no exception. Behold their beauty! And it's amazing that Angie's preggers with twins but she's still skinny. Not right.

Ellen's gonna get hitched.

A spy in the audience of this afternoon's taping of the "Ellen DeGeneres Show" tells us that after Ellen mentioned today's California Supreme Court ruling striking down the state's ban on gay marriage, she surprised everyone and announced that she was going to tie the knot with longtime girlfriend, actress Portia de Rossi.

Portia was in the crowd and after she made the announcement, the studio audience went wild, giving the two a huge standing O.

I really wish I was a lesbian so I could be this excited about marriage.

The episode airs today. Congratulations to one of Hollywood's cutest couples! :)

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A Cuddle Party may look like a pajama party for grown-ups. It's fun but there are rules. The number one rule, pajamas stay on the whole time. This is a non-sexual event.

So what's a cuddle party?

The parties are held around the country to help people achieve better intimacy, and communication. And it allows people to express themselves in a comfortable and safe environment.

There's snuggling, nuzzling and even spooning. But not everyone's ready for a group hug right away since you may not know everyone. So to get comfortable there are a few steps to start with.

The first step, whether you're with a partner or by yourself, is to sit and chat in a welcome circle. You hear the rules which include asking permission and getting a verbal yes before you touch anybody. And if everyone agrees to all of the rules, the cuddling begins.

"I love experiencing the feelings that come up when you connect with each individual person," said cuddle party-goer Linda Hunter at a recent Phoenixville party.

"Day to day life can get isolating so it's nice to have something to break out of that pattern," says Eric Merlino, another cuddle guest.

For Eric Hunter, "I have finally completely overcome my social anxiety that I had for decades."

Cuddle parties last for about 3 hours and pajamas and stuffed animals are optional.

"These folks enjoyed themselves, they tell me they leave feeling lighter emotionally and physically," said Edie. "You can't help but smile being around this."

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LINKAGE

Howard Stern's new feud - CS
We all saw this breakup coming, or at least I did - Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson = done! - SOW
The deets on masturbation month - CK
Getting paid to cop a feel - AB
Which hot slut always wins every damn contest - RR
Mariah Carey explains that she's 12 years old, explains everything - DS
Kiki Dunst gets replaced! - GB
Priceless America's Next Top Model review by the incomparable - IBBB