May 2008 News Archive (Page 2)

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Aerosmith rocker Steven Tyler says he checked into to a rehab facility earlier this month to recover from foot surgeries to repair problems caused by his stage moves.

"The doctors told me the pain in my feet could be corrected but it would require a few surgeries over time," Tyler says in a statement released Thursday.

"The 'foot repair' pain was intense, greater than I'd anticipated. The months of rehabilitative care and the painful strain of physical therapy were traumatic. I really needed a safe environment to recuperate where I could shut off my phone and get back on my feet. Make no mistake, Aerosmith has no plans to stop rocking. There's a new album to record, then another tour."

According to the statement, Tyler was treated at the center after a series of surgeries and post-operative physical therapy "to correct long-time foot injuries resulting from his trademark athletic performance onstage."

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Four months after her forced stay at a psychiatric facility, Britney Spears is still unable to participate "in any meaningful way" in legal proceedings and may need further tests, a court commissioner presiding over Spears's conservatorship said Thursday.

Spears's doctor has made a "differential diagnosis" and "wants to do additional testing in the not-too-distant future â€" something we will need to address in June," L.A. Superior Court Commissioner Reva Goetz said in court after a private, 90-minute discussion with lawyers.

For now, Spears can't take part in the "litigation process or in discovery proceedings," Goetz said.

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LINKAGE

• All the Bill Murray drama - CS
• Whose wife has got to be a tranny? - CK
• An offer he better not refuse - AB
• Who hates Indiana Jones? - GB
• Men say they wouldn't be caught dead watching the Sex and the City movie - SOW
• Hookers to work for free - RR
• Yummy terrorism - IBBB
• Are you hungry for more?! - DS
• Batman's hot bod - PB

I'd love to report more good news about rappers and the hip hop community. Although 50 isn't opening up his wallet, at least he's participating in something positive for the first time ever. Good job. :)

50 has teamed up with MTV to create a reality show that is actually aimed at helping the community. 16 young kids will compete to master the skills that elevated 50 from the streets to the top of the charts.

And the kicker: Instead of the winner receiving a cash prize, the last one standing will actually be awarded a full scholarship to college.

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On the modeling industry:

"My biggest obstacle was that I was black and curvy."She says her agency once made a list titled, "Designers who will not book Tyra because of hips and breasts."

"My mother told me the whole thing as we were walking down the street in Milan. She said, ‘They say you're too curvy. Let's go order pizza.' We walked into a pizzeria, and we discussed a career change."

On being called "fat" in 2006:

"What bothered me is that they were saying there's something wrong with a woman's body if she's not super-skinny.

"I did not shed tears," Banks adds, "but I called my talk show and said, ‘I want to say, loud and clear, 'You can kiss my fat ass.''"

Today started off as a slow news day, but thank god for the Gayken. :)

Clay Aiken has knocked up Jaymes Foster, a record producer and Gayken's best friend. Clay reportedly lives with her when he's staying in L.A.

Jaymes has produced several of Gayken's CDs. In exchange, Clay has given her his sperm. She was artificially inseminated and she's due in August!!!! You say, huh?!

Jaymes is the sister of mega mogul David Foster. She's in her late 40's and she got divorced a few years ago. This will be her first child. Clay wants to play an active role in raising their child.

Holy SHIZ!!!!! Oh. My. Gawd. Congratulations, Clay and Jaymes! Sending positive energy their way. :)

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The L.A. Times reports,

How much is Miley Cyrus' first kiss worth?Anywhere from $30,000 to $150,000, depending on which paparazzo you ask.

A photo's price could be higher if her designated love object happened to be camera-worthy like a Jonas brother, or Shia LaBeouf, not just some cute Kevin Federline-esque wannabe.

The paparazzi reportedly camp outside her North Hollywood pad, following her when she goes shopping, out to lunch, church, riding her bike and they also occasionally go to Nashville where she's been shooting the "Hannah Montana" movie.

Considering what an undercover slut Miley is, I don't think it'll be hard for the paps to get a picture of her kissing (or blowing) some random fugly dude. Happy hunting, paparazzo a-holes.

The look on Jaime Pressly's son's face is priceless. He's so over it already.

Jaime Pressly and son Dezi, 1, make it a playdate with other celebrity moms â€" and their tykes â€" Wednesday at the Playroom in Sherman Oaks, Calif., during a star-studded benefit celebrating the hot spot's first anniversary.

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I have no idea how anyone can not LOVE Heidi Montag. As you know, this whorse is my girl. She's just perfect. She don't got a booty, but she always makes sure to stick it out. She didn't have any boobs, so she gets implants, and flaunts her plastic every day. She can't sing, so she's recording an album, and she's not a fashionista, so she released a cheap ass clothing line.

Heidi Montag knows how to build a brand. Oh, ya, she's not interesting, so she hooks up with a douche so everyone can hate them. I'm into it. You think Lauren would pay the paps to take fun pictures like these of her? Nope. Never. And with whom? Lo!

Team Heidi. Keep sticking out that flat booty of yours. She always makes me smile.