May 2008 News Archive (Page 20)

Miley Cyrus wants us to believe she's a positive role model. In a recent interview, Miley explains she doesn't want to become a cocaine whore like Lindsay Lohan or a bald Britney Spears one of the bad girls in Hollywood.

"I definitely try to steer away from it as much as I can, but it's all around me, I think it's more of a personal battle really. You have to know what you feel and what's in your heart. But I'm more of a positive person. I've always wanted to be a positive role model and that's what I want to continue to be."

Hahaha! You're too late! Had you not put pics on your 'private' myspace page of you in your tank tops and underwear, along with the rest of the photos that came out recently, you may have had a chance.

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Guess who took their ass farther than the nearest Starbucks this past weekend? Britney Spears! Britney went down to Kentwood, LA for Jamie Lynn's baby shower. I bet Brit is so proud of her train wreck sister. ;)

 

Guess what I'm listening to right now? Danity Kane's Welcome to the Dollhouse cd, and I've got a prize pack just for you. :) The girls also went to New York City for an exclusive live set. On their soundcheck album Danity Kane opens up on fame, fans, their new album and more.

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So hit me up via my "Contact" tab at the top of this page, you can type 'Danity Kane' in the subject. Don't forget your name and address and I'll be picking a winner at random on Tuesday. Good luck! :)

See ya next week with "Because he's hot" and all the hot gossip. Aaaah! I can't wait to get back to writing about sexy mens. Have a great weekend. :)

And THANK YOU Celebrity Smack for emailing me about my site lookin' all weird today. I would be lost without your help. A good blogging buddy is hard to find. :)

Great pics!

Diddy's twin daughters are so friggin adorable. I just wanna pinch their cheeks and take one home with me. They have two, they can share, right?

So cute!

Part 2 of Gary Coleman's Divorce Court episode airs today. The judge gives the troubled couple homework, and guess what? Gary's still a virgin!!!!! His wife needs psychiatric evaluation. I'm guessing she's a virgin too. That's the only way she'd still stick around.

When Judge Toler finally asks them if they consummated their marriage. Gary answered, "I...yeah...well...yeah....it's a little bit complicated."

Angry midget alert! Poor Gary. He also talks about how he's broke ass. He's just an all around loser. Sex with another midget would be easier. How's he supposed to get to the right spot and stay there? He probably slips out every time he gets close to the vag.

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With Heidi Montag endorsing John McCain and Lauren Conrad apparently leaning Republican, Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama has stepped into their Hills feud.

"My first act as President will be to stop the fighting between Lauren and Heidi on The Hills," he read as part of his Top Ten "Surprising Facts" about himself for the Late Show with David Letterman to air Thursday night."Number 5: I have canceled all my appearances the day the Sex and the City movie opens," Obama joked.

"Number 2: This has nothing to do with the Top Ten, but what the heck is up with Paula Abdul?" he asked.

And Obama's most surprising fact?

"Number 1: I have not slept since October," he said.

I gotta check my inbox for a video of this. I wanna see it. Barack's answers were so funny. I love his damn charisma and sense of humor. I'd hate to run against him. Hilary is putting up a good fight, though.

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They also want you to see that they're hard and ready for mommyhood. They're a friendly lot. Ever since she got sperminated, Jess has ditched the bra. It's her consolation prize for bringing a new life into this world. She's so hawt. I can't wait for her baby to get here already. :)

I actually came home in time just to watch Christian Siriano on Ugly Betty and it was worth it! I thought he was hilarious. Great writing. The script was perfect for my little designer diva.

In Touch magazine is "reporting" that Britney Spears has spent $61 million since February 2007! Um, isn't she on a $2,500/week allowance? I call bullshite!

Jamie must have learned just how much of a toll Britney's crazy behavior, which started in February 2007 when she shaved her head, has had on her bank account â€" she's lost nearly $61 million. "It's staggering how much money has been used up," a family friend says.

In addition to the enormous tab for legal bills, rehab and psychiatric care, Britney's inability to work has cost her a fortune. "By not touring for her last album [Blackout], she lost out on $50 million," estimates Robert Bianchi, an accountant. Jamie hired his own accountants to sort out the money mess and bring an end to the 26-year-old's excessive spending.

"It's been quite a challenge getting things under control," the insider says.

A few things I love about this article - "Britney's crazy behavior, which started in February 2007 when she shaved her head" - they still have to bring it up that the ho went bald! That'll be on her tombstone. Too funny.

Second, I'm not a rocket scientist genius person, but how would Britney "lose" 50 million on a tour that she didn't go on?! Didn't royalties come in from her platinum selling album, "Blackout"? Did it go platinum? It at least went Gold within the first few weeks. She had royalties from that. And she didn't promote shit, so she saved money on promotion. I'm not understanding how you can "lose" money you didn't have nor intended to gain in the first place. Bitch knew she wasn't going on tour. You can't subtract zero from zero. At least I think not?...

Her dad needs to "sort out the money mess" from all Brit's "excessive spending"? On what! Her weave is only touched every four months and her expenses consist of crap from Rite Aid and Starbucks frappuccinos. Brit even recycles her stained clothes and the skin on her feet has grown into her boots, they're the only shoes she wears. Sounds like she's been saving, not spending.