May 2008 News Archive (Page 3)

 

50 Cent's friend, Dwayne McKenzie, 27, beat his woman, an unidentified 22-year-old, with a belt after they had an argument! The brawl took place at Fiddy's Connecticut crib and Dwayne was arrested for assault, strangulation, breach of peace and unlawful restraint.

Police busted a member of 50 Cent's entourage early Tuesday for allegedly roughing up a woman at the rap star's manse in Farmington, Conn. Officers responding to the call noticed visible injuries on the victim.Fiddy's pal was taken into custody around 3 a.m. He was released after posting a $10,000 bond and ordered to report in court July 15.

I'm not surprised that a friend of 50 would disrespect a woman and beat her down. But who the eff does this dude think he is using a friggin' belt. Did he make her bend over his lap for some punishment? Throw his ass back in jail where I hope he'll get his own different kind of ass whoopin'.

source

So far it's a slow news day. I'll do my best.

The loose-lipped actress has apologized for comments made on the Cannes eed carpet last week, insinuating that the devastating earthquake that rocked China, which so far has claimed more than 68,000 lives, could be chalked up to karma for its treatment of Tibet.

"Due to my inappropriate words and acts during the interview, I feel deeply sorry and sad about hurting Chinese people," the 50-year-old firecracker said in a statement. "I am willing to take part in the relief work of China's earthquake, and wholly devote myself to helping affected Chinese people."

Was Hurricane Katrina karma too, bitch?! I don't know why people say that certain tragedies or diseases are karma on certain regions or people. Get over yourself already.

Sharon's comment is disappointing because she does so much good charity work, but at least she apologized.

source

This story was all over the blogs yesterday and I didn't post it because I think it's all bullshizzle, but here goes it. Tony Romo knows he's gonna dump Jess, he just gets one of his boys to tell the press whatever Tony tells him to.

A pal from Romo's Eastern Illinois University tells the Chicago Sun-Times that the Dallas Cowboys quarterback "did agree to go to [sister Ashlee's] wedding -- keeping his promise to Jessica, but he made it super-clear that if they were to give it another go, her dad had to seriously back off.

"Their relationship, the pal added, is "a trial thing," depending on Joe "leaving them alone" and not trying to manage Romo's life, career and endorsement deals.

First Tony's friend/ mouthpiece said Tony partied it up with other blonde bitches, then his friend blamed Papa Joe for the split, now his friend is saying Jo Jo needs to back off or Tony's going to dump Jessica - the perfect set up for when he dumps her again. Oh, poor little Tony Romo is so in love with Jessica, and his heart bleeds for her everyday, but, with her dad around he just couldn't make it work, but he did all he could.

Man whore, please! You're still a dick, so just hurry up and dump Jess so you can get on with your womanizing ways.

Newlyweds Ashlee and Pete Wentz have confirmed that they are expecting their first child.

"While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family."

After getting married in L.A. on May 17, the couple honeymooned in Turks and Caicos.

The bride, who has changed her name to Ashlee Wentz but will go by Ashlee Simpson-Wentz professionally.

I'm pretty damn excited about this lil emo bundle of joy. I can't wait to find out all the ways Papa Joe is gonna pimp out his grandson or daughter!

Congrats you crazy, scandalous kids.

source

At first I was thinking, 'Yuck! What a dumbass' but then I read the rest of the article, and now I think he's really dedicated and talented and weird as hell.

"I always go for something different. So, first I tried to paint with nose, but noticed that few are already doing it. So, I thought of giving my tongue a try and succeeded. Many newspapers reported it. I got a good response. Then, I made it a regular practice," said Ani K.

When Ani first started out, he used to get severe headaches and body aches everytime he tried painting with his tongue. But he persevered and soon got over that.

Taking about 5 months to complete, he has made an 8 foot painting of Leonardo da Vinci's The Last Supper. He usually finishes one painting in three to four days. In the future he plans to hold an art gallery at his house featuring 150 of his tongue paintings.

Tongue painting video after the jump!

source

LINKAGE

• Lil Kim continues to chop up her face - CS
• STRAIGHT FUG! But I do kind of like it - CK
• No Sex and the City for you - AB
• Something tells me Kid Rock thinks he's a good catch. WHY?! - GB
• Why couldn't she get burnt with some cooking oil? - SOW
• Britney Spears does Julia Roberts - RR
• What happens when Ashley Olsen is forced to shower? - ND
• Posh and her cutie - DS
• Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie get stabbed in the back - PB
• IBBB's hilarious Harriet Carter post - IBBB

George Clooney told his ho she's got to go. Hollywood's hunky actor allegedly ended his year long relationship with Ms. Larson because of their differences.

Sarah has since moved out of his home and she didn't even get sperminated. I can't imagine what she's going through right now. Sarah was holding the lottery ticket, but she didn't cash it in. Tragic.

"George is relieved to be single again," says an insider. "He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her."
George, 47, and Sarah struggled to make their relationship work because of their different backgrounds.

"The truth is that they had little in common and he just doesn't want to be tied down," explains the insider. George's rep told In Touch: "I can only confirm that we have never commented on George's personal life."

Well, I like that reason for a breakup! It's not any, "they just grew apart" nonsense. It's just that one of 'em likes to eat at Red Lobster while the other prefers Sizzler. Yep, that's as high end as I can think of, Red Lobster, baby! One's an accomplished Oscar winner, the other worked as a ho in Vegas. The split makes sense to me.

Hilary Duff can't seem to ditch the titty job rumors. Did she or didn't she, whatcha think?

I need to see more pics. This rumor cracks me up. I don't think men know that when it's our time of the month, our boobs get bigger. Or maybe they do know, but how quickly bloggers forget. Menstruation coupled with a good push up bra, like, I like to take my water padding from Victoria's Secret bras, remove it from the bra and place 2, not 1, pads in each bra cup! Us chicks have tricks, and it doesn't mean we've been under the knife.

I'm going with, 'nope!' no boob job. Or at least I'd hope Hilary would go a little bigger than that.

source

Kimberly Caldwell, the fun loving American Idol contestant turned TV Guide channel host, is now banging American Idol winner, David Cook.

Kimmy interviews and reports on all things Idol, among other topics, so she was well versed on who David Cook is, and how could she resist? Guitar players are sexy. Being the creative skank that she is, she decided to move in on his peen, not missing an opportunity to date an up and coming rockstar.

American Idol champ David Cook and season two alum Kimberly Caldwell are making sweet music together.On Tuesday's Live With Regis and Kelly, he revealed that they recently went on a date after meeting through the hit Fox show.

Asked if he had a good time, Cook, 25, said, "I did. We'll probably hang out again. So we'll see."

I really enjoyed watching Kim compete on the show years ago. She's so fun. Such a damn skank, she is, which, of course, makes me a fan. I like chicks who bang the people they work with. It just means you have standards and prefer men who are employed. It's actually respectable.

source

Mariah Carey threw the first pitch at the Yomiuri Giant and Rakuten Golden Eagles game at Japan's Tokyo Dome.

Excuse my sexism, but Mariah throws like a girl! Just look at the way she's flicking her wrist and fingers. Notice her staring at the ball. It's like she's trying to move it with her mind. Mimi's like, 'I can't believe it moved!' Too bad the ball began dropping as soon as she threw it.

When I saw this pic, I wanted to see her whole body because you KNOW bitch is rockin' some 5 inch heels on the field. And guess what? I browsed the net and I was right. Mariah's in heels.

Cameo appearances by Daddy Dude, Chris Crocker, the Miss South Carolina ditz and Tay Zonday of "Chocolate Rain" fame.